Poop

Of course, Claude will not tell you this

It is imperative for anyone working on a website to understand that the actual act of clicking has never once brought someone joy

It is especially funny for a site like bsky to not understand basic principles like “nobody wants to click more than they already do”

a drawing of the green elf moon child from the hit game moon child in a sort of sonic style running towards the camera, with his friend hoi the dinosaur thing trailing behind. it says YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO BE HIS FRIEND

woah-oh-oh.......
[ #cyart #moonchild ]

Battler: “NO! NO!!! This CAN'T be true!! I’ll NEVER believe in witches!!”

Beatrice: “KEE HEE HEE! Foolish Ushiromiya Battleeeer!! How else could such wicked magic come to be!!”

Ronove:

Absolute shitheel John Gaius PERISH NOW

I'm excited for the next book to be the most illegible, unreadable shit of all time because it will REFUSE to have any connection to reality or something

Yeah I wanted you to read it specifically for the John chapters and I wish I could've seen the reaction to when the John chapters were titled like bible verses

Closet?

I'm instead showing Darth boys looking wistfully at each other, he is understanding that one much better

"Work in concentric circles" Alan Wake is going to find you

There was briefly but it's gone, gotta put up with this cat smh

Darth's situational awareness is dogshit

It's another evening where my girlfriend so me and the cats are playing Marathon as a 3-stack

I hate this fucking chud

IT'S SO EASY TO JUST NOT BE A CUNT MAN.

Alternatively: finally, a cruise with more chasers than Ladykiller’s

If you play through it 100 times he does a rant about how dating sims are actually roguelike pick-three slop

A screenshot of the game Ladykiller in a Bind, where the protagonist has been kidnapped. The kidnapper, ‘The Prince,’ is saying “It’s time to… hey, what’s the word they use on Tumblr, for when you’re taking notes on how terrible someone is?”

Oh yeah because last time you got a bunch of Twitch chatters on a cruise it went SO well

Just saw that the first of these bullet points is under the headline “Standing up for human rights” oh yeah we don’t count as human to you do we? That how it is?

A screenshot of a 2018 tweet from Scottish Labour, where they promote passing the Gender Recognition Act

Less than 10 years ago Scottish Labour were highlighting how they’d supported trans people. It’s so clear how this is a faux-populist mind virus from a bunch of selfish, sheltered people clinging to relevance through hate.

This is also a hate crime and should (will) be treated as such when humanity can get over its petty little insecurities bsky.app/profile/euan...

For a long time this bsky account has been kinda avoiding the Harsh Reality Of The UK Right Now but I must make it really clear quite how absurd and evil it is

In a just world sending election pamphlets advertising taking away queer rights would be a hate crime, man

Sources say she’s watching Ouran High School Host Club approximately 20 years late but there’s never a wrong time to embrace my inner Whatever The Fuck I Am

A screenshot of Ex Machina. A character is at a table, saying "She made a joke."

A screenshot of Ex Machina. A character is at a table, saying "In a way it's the best indication of AI that I've seen in her so far."

A screenshot of Ex Machina. A character is at a table, saying "It's like, uh- It's kind of non-autistic."

The damage random guys reading about Baron-Cohen has done to people man

Rewatched Ex Machina. Aged badly.

The moon war woman. Obviously.