I found it weird and a bit unsettling to work in the European institutions and have everything in English rather than French which would frankly make more sense at this point.
But I do love the way EU documents these days specify "use the correct spelling: Irish English not US English"
M50 next
One of the stranger things about Dublin is that streets will change name randomly every 500 metres but then the South circular road can take a hard right turn at a cross roads and still remain the South circular road.
I've seen bigger
It's funny you should say that..
A cycle route through Trinity College Dublin
A sign at the entry to this route (rightly) saying 'cyclists dismount'. I pushed my bike through this bit.
On a route by bike between Ballsbridge and Heuston Station, it seems odd that I'd be sent through Trinity College, where you cannot cycle. Google maps is usually good at this. #googlemaps #speirgorm
Nightmare on Elm Street
Is there any chance she might have been offering to apply the vinegar to the chips subcutaneously? Because now that I think of it, that might be amazing.
Bilbo Baggins’ cooker only has one ring on the hob bit.
Is it like getting caught in the rain?
A shower
The government should send in the air force to bomb every bridge and gaa pitch in Kerry paid for on foot of the Healy Raes' grubby deals with the Irish Republic.
My Dub husband just called Coddle Willy-con-carne and that's what I'll be calling it going forward #SpeirGorm
56% of voters surveyed supported the protesters
Make it make sense
Always knew they were there but yeah, the sheer quantity is a surprise.
Micheál: A mile you say?
Adviser: Yes Taoiseach, that's what they're telling me.
Micheál: I thought we'd already met their demands?
Adviser: We had thought so sir, yes
Micheál: So it wasn't an inch that they wanted?
Adviser: Apparently not sir, no
Pigeon wings and leg
The falcon left a leg on this time. At the junction of Marine Road and Crofton Road, Dun Laoghaire.
This also works if you share a name with a celebrity. Speaking from experience, it's always a relief on some level when your namesake shuffles off this mortal coil.
And December 8th
Can these guys ever talk about their wives in a non creepy way?
Borat saying my wife
MAAH WAAAHF
Ah here, I was just getting used to this place. What's people's beef with the proprietors? Algorithm not ethical enough?
Must have been some bee..
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Compared to Irish offerings, the British are neanderthals when it comes to standard potato crisps. That said, I've just had a brace of walkers cheesey wotsits and fuck me, they have us in the corn based snack round.
Starting to become a little obsessed by this guy. It would appear to have been 'heavily inspired' by this well known 19th Century British painting.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mon...
A fireguard with a cheesy deer painting on it but that deer also has a comically large dump truck ass.
This chonky ass deer fireguard is for sale in a nearby antique shop. Went in fully intent on buying it but she wanted €350.
