𝘏𝘦 is out of the question. I don't know if Arthur would be up for this.

... J'onn?

Do you want to just wing it or do we have a plan?

... Don't tempt me.

He doesn't look so well and we don't really know what kind of Superman he is?

This is you making things up.

?

Don't circle the Earth too many times! Come back for lunch!

From Christmas?

It's okay, we'll get you that puppy. You've got the, uh, what was it? Dog bed and collar?

Oh, yeah. That. I did talk about that.

Right? That's what I thought. Some friends those two are.

Out of all the places that I've mapped... I don't think I've seen him before.

// adding unnecessary fuel to the fire

That's absurd. I would think they're already a thing since... that Bruce Wayne and Superman dating news?

( Shudders. )

Come to think of it, I went missing a couple of times too.

Hey, now. That's not a nice thing to s— what do you mean they're not a thing already? What have they been doing for ten years then?

Eeeeh... I think it has something to do with 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 guy. But maybe that's just me.

// i meant these two gossipy idiots

// THE CHISMOSOS

Hal, do you think Bruce looked extra sulky in that last meeting?

[Shruuugs.]

I'll get my key.

Of course, princess. Sorry, princess.

Whatever you say, princess.

I was trying to be nice about it.

We'll split the bill today.

Yes, yes. I have. Dashing and all. So, buckle up.

Soooo... Who's driving?

When have I ever not? What happens between us stays between us?