Every day as I work.

I got a steroid shot in my knee yesterday for a meniscus tear. My doctor emailed me this morning to remind me not to hit leg day yet.

I’m an easy read it seems.

@cheflubu.bsky.social the horse is right.

Poorly generated AI slop from a Trump post that look like the guys from a Sleep cover. Or Among Us I guess.

Are those the dudes from the Sleep album cover?

It’s me, the idiot who kept doing belt squats on what turned out to be a torn meniscus.

As someone from Youngstown, can confirm. “Why won’t you come back to visit family?!” Why would I?!

@itsfelder.bsky.social

All toilets exist on a spectrum
Pittsburgh <——————> Space

Nerd took the bait.

I miss Sean! He followed me on Twitter, an I have no idea why, but he would always like my inane little tweets and talk to me a bit. It was nice. I hope he’s having fun bonding with all the old people.

Fucking arm chair accountants out here.

My brain is so internet ad broken that I immediately thought this meant we’d finally get wolf girl Lu Bu.

“He does”

And on your birthday too. SMH.

Food replicator

This could fix me.

I bet being this stupid rules.

@edsbs.bsky.social great news you might be interested in: Rotta the Buff Hutt is going to be voiced by The Bear.

Lightning over a darkened house

Sitting outside with an antenna and a dream.

“When you shoplift it makes things more expensive for everyone else”. Interesting thought buddy. Hey, follow up, when I put my hand over my eyes, do you still think I stop existing?

And you had nothing to do with it if he wasn’t.

I think it’s fun that they quarantined you and @arif.bsky.social

My mom only communicates with me on Facebook Messenger for some reason.

Bluesky (moderation aside) has the juice.

“AI” is complicated.

Hm no it’s not. Goodbye.

I am once again forced to say no, AI is not good at coding.

I understand the instinct to donate to orgs that are helping trans folks flee red states but let's not forget about the orgs that are still fighting for trans folks in red states.

Love is lewd.

Welcome back, Ea-Nasir!

This made me realize. Every pharaoh would have been in the Epstein emails.