Agreed, with the caveat of other than Trump, who is 2.5/4 of those things, max

needlessly erotic content

Pervitin (Nazi meth) ampoules

Bugs Bunny saying "no"

same tbh

Iran has agreed to make me enchiladas for dinner every night if I want. I can have enchiladas any time I want now. A GREAT AND BRILLIANT DAY FOR THE WORLD!

the best part of waking up is Cruikshank on your cup

trying to imagine a machine that could move at 40, 50, even 60 miles per hour

find a partner who loves you as much as Rick Scott loves Medicare and Medicaid fraud

SIR you are talking about one of the hardest working livers in DC

Our son is no angel

A weird looking Superman, shaking hands with Jared Fogle, saying "Thanks for lending a helping hand," to which Jared replies "The same goes for all of you."

Video Home Staphylococcus

she hez on my boolah til i give $20 billion in cash to Iran

and said bus will explode if it goes less than 50 mph

we used to be a proper country

ART OF THE DEAL babyeeeeee

gals, don't go pro right out of the gate!

NYT gonna have to go all "Mamdani to Costume Institute: Drop Dead"

oh man I almost got swept up in the Ross Douthat hype

simply pump extra gasoline from the gasoline wells in the earth

get that grain pier, folks

I'm a simple man, I see White Bear Lake and I do the Fargo accent

ngl trump's demon's bf kinda cute

holy shit did not need to see this right before bed

arriving soon after those DOGE checks

A Google search bar containing the words "fried horse pussy recipe texas style"

thoughts and prayers

"I don't get my feelings hurt easy" lmaooooo

loyalty test to demand people continue to (pretend to) cleave to new and ever-stupider lies