Exactly 💯

We are looking at a painting of St Liphardus - a 6th-century lawyer, hermit and abbot in Meung-sur-Loire near Orléans, France. He is wearing bishops clothing including a surplus and mitre and is holding a crook. On a lead is a small knee high green and blue dragon.

We’re very sorry sir but you cannot bring your emotional support dragon in here.

#NUFC

The pleasure is all ours thanks for not murdering me

Hang in there homie

This place will be here when you have time

Side note: i thought that emoji everyone in this thread sent was a movie projector

The internet knows what it’s doing. What a jerk

Make more time for the people who at least meet you halfway

If you tell me "god doesn't give people more than they can handle" I will hit you with my car

Crisp

I wonder if anyone will capitalize from any resulting stock market movements

Sent a stool sample in with my tax filing since they want to be all up in my shit

Looks solid

Edge that sidewalk doe

I would but Easter Sunday was the only day off i’ve been able to manage since mid February so i can’t make it by

The energy between us is orange cat.

amazon advertisement for a foam wedge pillow by a brand called Koriva it is described as: "Ergonomic Memory Foam Wedge Pillow, 27° Angled Support for Waist and Neck Multi-Position Comfort Support (Black)" a blonde white woman is posing on the pillow in a suggestive way as though in preparation for sex with her head down, her rear raised, knees tucked up and facing away from the camera. her hair is tied in a bun and she is wearing what looks like a lacy purple nightie and black fishnets it has a 5.0 rating from 22 reviewers

babe wake up, i got us—i mean i got you a present! yanno…for your back pain

Not gonna be able to make it to church again tomorrow

Someone tell Jesus I said hello

Might wear my Fine Dining shorts this evening

The meaning of life is just 10 stops away bro

Press the Like button if you like me so I know!

But,
also press it if you hate me..

I love a good mystery

Remember, never let anyone ruin your day.

It's your day. Be an adult.

Ruin it yourself.

-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong"

-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"

-Parents: “You're living wrong"

-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”

If you’re wondering why I’m not viral here yet it’s because I’m putting it off just like a million other things i’ll get to eventually

When the cat is inside, it wants to go out.

When the cat is outside, it wants to come in.

my beautiful bride says I spend too much time on social media. oh great and now the priest is agreeing with her

Going to a poetry reading to read dirty limericks.

it's not underwear it's a tank bottom

"I'm not upset," my wife said, digging a large rectangular hole in the backyard.

At the punk show clapping politely and hoping no one spills my $10 beer

(when notifs are rolling in) omg stop it’s too much

(the literal second they stop) time to post

What the people need, clearly, is more ads