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Just told a coworker “I would rather be safe than sorry” and historically that is a lie.

Appreciate having partners I can do parallel play with 😂

One of the most peaceful Christmas days 🥲🥲

There once was a little girl, who had a little curl…

Get to know your mutuals: in no particular order, post 10 things you like

-cats
-cheese
-molly
-spanking
-being a twin
-potatoes
-traveling
-pink
-flirting
-being right

Is one of them in the room with us right now? (You?)🥲

These edibles taste like soap but they HIT.

Omg where have you beeeennnnn

Meee pls

Getting my Covid and flu boosters tonight then planning to veg all weekend 🥳

A re-posted PSA:

Folks need to realize, a predator can’t victimize everyone. It works against them. If your answer to that is ‘Well, they never did anything to me’, you might actually be a big part of the problem.