read through the SPLC indictment and while it seems plausible enough to a jury i suspect that it will not survive first contact with actual court

Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurty a (huge ass) novel

Finished Stephen King’s favorite book.

It’s TACO Tuesday, again.

Q: What do Megyn Kelly, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Alex Jones, and Marjorie Taylor Greene all have in common?

A: They have all turned against Donald Trump for reasons other than him raping children.

Tucker Carlson saying he’s sorry for elevating Trump?
This is the same guy who went to Russia and Hungary to talk about how much better it is in those places. He can F off forever. Liar.

I know this doesn't need to be said but I'm gonna anyway, Tucker Carlson has always been and will continue to be a colossal piece of shit.

RFK Jr: We're not cutting health care.

Sen. Reed: Well, you're cutting access to health care

RFK Jr: Okay

Note to self, use the word “germane” more in everyday conversation.

Seems to be an Outage a week pretty much guaranteed!

Mind you I'd most Microsoft services break the 99.99...

I'm always super careful with my whispers, actually.

Butterfly resting on a fire extinguisher

Only butterflies can put out fires

You ask yourself the question- when did they stop seeing you? Or even worse, did they ever actually see you at all?

Orange e-card with a black and white sketch of a man and woman drinking, "It ain't cheap being easy."

The SAVE Act Will End Voting Rights for Women in America The SAVE Act has passed the House—we cannot let it pass the Senate

BREAKING: The so called 'SAVE' Act has FAILED in the Senate and will not become law.

I wrote this piece on how in reality, this is the Voter Restriction Act to prevent women from voting. It is fascism and would have installed Trump as a permanent dictator. www.qasimrashid.com/p/the-save-a...

It’s either a passing issue or a cancer they haven’t named yet.

I’m at the age where any discomfort could be the end

I do not respect or trust Tucker Carlson and I will continue to not respect or trust Tucker Carlson until I am dead.

There are some ways around not wanting to know something, but like anything with a catch there's a knowing something you didn't even know you didn't want to know so...I tricked you into eating flashcards

There is nothing familiar about the inside of this whale but the swallowing took me back. The 90's indie rock scene, books I thought I should read, too much time with the wrong person, all in boxes outside, oh shit my ex kicked me out of this whale

I don’t care how healthy they are, Barbara, I cannot risk putting my hand in my purse and pulling out a handful of rotten banana again

Our sales pitch today was a real dog and pony show. I mean, the dog was easy to handle but the pony shit all over the conference room.

eating dry Cheerios and recalling when my toddlers would drop food on purpose and then smile when I picked it up. jerks!

me: a waist of money means you need to tighten your belt

John Kenneth Galbraith: what

if wienerschnitzel say pastrami is back then futurerami is forward

If you ever wake up in a bed made out of Crunch Berries next to a cow in a purple tutu, don't eat the bacon on the nightstand. It will turn you into a spoon.

press your luck juke box but it’s all Last Christmas

For the past ten years, I've woken up the same time every morning at How Am I Gonna Get Through This Fucking Day o’clock.

Two funny things I just found in my gmail spam folder:

1. A google gemini email
2. A notice about a class action lawsuit against Google

Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.