Facts 😭
Posts by Aria Lanelle
You’re so right 🥲
These venues be allergic to giving soundchecks and I don’t under it 🥲
Losing weight right when fashion gets boring/ugly and tariffs start is some kind of cruel irony
At least my bloodwork looks good I guess 🥲😔
Me releasing a new love song is NOT a signal for my ex to try to circle back
Him being desperate and lonely around VDay doesn’t mean I am chile 🤭
I took so many epsom salt baths to mentally survive quarantine and it’s just occurring to me that it was basically me absorbing magnesium through my skin to calm myself without realizing it 😭
One of the gworls telling me I looked c*nt before going out last night is honestly all the compliment I need for the next two weeks
like there is nothing higher
I just realized All Day Sucker by Stevie Wonder is basically a song about him being some girl’s best eater and loving it
This song is so dirty how did he get away with this in the 70s lmaoooooo
100% 😭😭😭
Whenever I buy myself new underwear, I sing “I’m in the mood for drawls” like Prince did in Under The Cherry Moon
Also, the concept of a color of the year is very Richard Pryor in The Wiz.
“Last week when you all was wearing pink, already red was old. The ultimate yellow brick is GOLD!”
“That’s the new color children, hit it!”
They are top tier trolls bc this year’s color was yt ppl skin tone—they already knew what was up 😭😭😭😭
Pantone really said since 2025 finna be a shitshow, let’s go head and make poop brown the official color of the year 😭
This is so real!! You have to put effort, time, and love into these dishes!
Since I’ve mastered my grandma’s sweet potato pie recipe, I can confidently say that the reason most ppl’s is nasty is bc they’re lazy about the spices and ingredients
They wanna take shortcuts on flavor and then wonder why it tastes so bland 😭
Lemme get ready to make this brine for these turkey legs
Same!! It’s so rare to find success with your friends at the same time and then still stay friends 🥹
It’s finally a lil chilly here in south Texas and I am living my best holiday dreams
This performance was so well done to be for a super controversial topic 😭
I don’t like how folks love to drag Tisha Campbell as a performer. She’s a lifelong theatre triple threat, but I think working comedic tv roles made ppl forget that she’s legit been that girl on stage longer than I’ve been alive
Just so everyone knows, this is a Cornrow Kenny stan account. If you weren’t outside screaming the lyrics to We Gon Be Alright the summer it dropped, idk what to tell you babes
And we praise God bc I am CCM’s number one hater and proud of it
I mixed and mastered my next single top to bottom by myself and I’m so proud of me 🥹
I’ve been a fan of the queen since 1999 🤭 #joinbeyhive
On that other app I was one of the people constantly cussing out the entire genre of CCM and lo and behold what do I hear coming back in full force since November 6th?
Traditional gospel w real singing. So folks could have been doing this all along instead of trying to water down the genre??
The foot already got gangrene atp 😭
Why is everyone freaking out over Denzel saying he used to be an alcoholic and do drugs?? He’s a 70 year old A-list actor from the last golden age of Hollywood—this actually tracks
Nothing about my perception of him has changed, he’s still the GOAT at his craft 🤷🏽♀️
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I love Black men idc idc idc 🥰