i'm gay

so was there actually an oomfie exodus or are people just talkin some shit

a 9mm costs like a quarter and permanently solves a human-shaped problem that is constantly trying to kill me and frankly you can't beat those economics

guys guys they tore down the power plant now we can live free of worry in the exclusion zone

not that it should be gendered in the first place but like. describing reality as it is here not as it should be

the intersectionality helps devalue it further because we as a society are constitutionally incapable of properly appreciating what's seen as women's work

looking smugly at a liberal once i finally get my way and go all in on red at the blackjack table and spontaneously combust

on the bright side, their general disinterest on the averages for comprehension that isn't deeply schizophrenic and self-affirming is currently destroying american empire in real time. so. swings and roundabouts

in retrospect matt walsh titling his hate film what is a woman as a fucking catholic of all things is objectively hilarious on account of god and womanhood being social constructs in equal measure. like oh your pet heuristic is allowed to be unknowable but mine isn't? fuck off lol

worse, it's wasted magic.

our true and most wasted miracle is memetics. so divine as to render gods logical. yet it is a boundless ocean with shit in the river. i fucking hate it here.

can't really force a thought to bounce around someone's head before being committed to record but anything that provides a buffer in which it might occur is a net good, given frictionless communication is clearly something we're just not prepared for as a species. too much junk data. makes me sick

falling probably feels good as hell until you hit the ground

remember our promise (to look hot as fuck)

time to lose ten times the rounding error of "savings" up to this point to tax fraud being de facto legal

youtube recs have been getting interesting lately

i'd say the cynical capitalists are getting what they deserve by having the true believers get their hands on the wheel and irrevocably fucking up the extraction machine, but we all know who's really gonna foot the bill for all this

like a groyper got his hands on the systems that handle, among other things, payments for treasury bonds, and therefore has potentially set a bomb at the foundation of the global economy. you're not a serious state if that can just happen to you. what the fuck are you doing

horrors aside how completely fucking embarrassing it is for your globe-spanning imperial project to be hijacked and permanently scarred by a handful of abject morons who have no idea how any of it works. good job warding your flank, liberal democracy. even your evil is built on sand.

it's hard to be stern and proud about what has become dead nerve endings more than any sort of active behavior

getting the 7 oz bag is a very easy way to lose custody of your taste buds for about 16 hours

people love calling situations trolley problems when, if faithfully translated, it would have a third rail line with no bodies on it that "we've" collectively decided does not exist or can't be used for some stupid reason

valve uses their market share to effectively do video game stalinism to uproarious applause and if nothing else that's pretty fuckin funny

how do we relationship is a really fucking good manga and i'm not just saying that because of all the gay sex

man the 'finger on the eject button' thought really encapsulated this perfectly in the medium of rpg mechanics huh

shout out to simpleflips

the thing about persistent suicidal thoughts is that eventually you're running into a law of truly large numbers problem where they're gonna catch you in a moment where you're really checked out. it's like the fucking IRA, they only have to be lucky once

this goes pretty far to understand why exactly right wing history and historical understanding is so deeply schizophrenic. you're basically forced to double down because the framework is as old as the things it was observing at the time of its creation. the exercise is entirely nostalgia-poisoned

paradoxically, the current reactionary understanding of history is a daisy-chained infatuation with not just these periods themselves, but the predigested historic frame of the past. they're baby birds gulping down a entire second order of nostalgia. the false image itself is being romanticized

if you put any errant toe in the bottomless pool that is historiography you immediately understand that the main persisting tension to this day is a massive undoing of the damage the burgeoning nationalism of the late 19th and most of the 20th century did to our comprehension of the past