A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.
“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
Virginia Woolf, more than a hundred years ago:
Spike Lee is sitting courtside at the Knicks game in a Pope Leo jersey.
Anyone who follows baseball knows that Bat/ball boys have an often thankless job. The Phillies, however, made a hype video for theirs, and I LOVE IT.
For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:
When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?
He only cared about ONE thing...how it looked on TV. Enough has been said regarding the impossible healing job...not enough said about the depravity it takes to kill your followers to make good television.
Every time I read an academic who has interesting things to say on issues of morality, and whom I might quote, I have to search them to see if they've been forced to resign because of harassment, sexual misconduct, or similar.
That's twice now.
A remarkable find in Maui! We identified the 96th hawksbill turtle in Hawaii and named him Cousteau, highlighting the importance of marine conservation efforts.
New Movie Coming In The FALL,
With 2nd Feature Movie,Dumb And
Dumber To Follow........
A small puppy sits in the sun, casting a shadow that looks like Batman.
It’s not all about who you are, it’s also about how you show up!
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Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!
I want to try one, or three 😙
Korean street lava cream cube bread!
It's a square bread blowtorched to produce a super crispy caramelized shell, and it's stuffed with so much creamy filling it's literally overflowing.
Every bite explodes with milky and caramel flavors.
#trend #korean #foodie
Artist: Dennis Goris
How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...
Putin must be so proud of himself for the impact he has had on the U.S.
The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...
Jewish trauma is real.
The Holocaust was real.
Antisemitism is real.
And none of that makes the genocide of the Palestinians and Lebanese any less real.
The Iran Embassy in South Africa to Americans:
“Your enemies aren't in Iran. They are in the Epstein files.”
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This should be the official portrait in the Whitehouse!
We must require ALL data centers and other extremely large corporate users of electricity to generate their own electricity at their own expense If we don't do this, we are either idiots and/or masochists.
Governor Tim Walz — "We are sick of this. A weak, reckless, Idiotic president just threw us into a war nobody asked for. No threat existed. No objectives were set. No exit plan exists. This is pure fascism." #cdnpoli
one day when my mom was well into her dementia she told me about skipping meals so my brother and i could eat
that’s why hunger bothers me so much - my mom literally went hungry so we could eat, and right now as a society we won’t take our surplus and feed others
Dear Tampa Bay Lightening fans,
You have 14 Canadian players on your roster, which is the largest nationality of all players on the team.
So your USA chants during the game is really fucking stupid!
Go Habs 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦
The mass murder of children by gunmen is so commonplace right now in America, that the the shooting in Louisiana has been relegated to the back of the newscast...
...if it's covered at all.
You gotta give to the GOP.
They trained their voters to hate “libs” so much they would gratefully accept every manner of corruption, lawlessness, cruelty, ineptitude, and criminality, and cheer it on, so long as it is their team doing it.
And for $20 million you can buy the naming rights to "wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Balmer"
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US and Mexican officials assigned to cartel case killed in car accident #TheGuardian
