i hate that toe shoes are better for your posture

just crop dusted the crosswalk of the busiest intersection near my house. the cars all had to drive through my chem trail

my ACTUAL circus avatar who is NOT abstracted somehow but they keep looking closer to one slowly

is your credit card my mental health because it’s only been declining

how to give an osha employee a safety boner

genuinely i need a massive change in my social life if im ever gonna feel better

my tadc sona if we’re being realistic

what a privilege to watch the world you love die slowly

“name 5 ____ songs” name 5 species endemic to your area

getting 5 stars in acnh is genuinely so much worse than purifying your entire terraria world

cooking is fun because you get to eat it

i will never stop dissing lateral transphobia because it’s probably the stupidest online discourse that i’m personally affected by

no this isn’t about jax you’re totally imagining things and you need me to refill all the lamps too

for the group known for being able to find an allegory in anything, a lot of us really seem to really struggle to grasp how similar being trans (A) is to being trans (B)

certain types of trans people on the internet find out they have more in common than they thought with every type of trans person they themselves aren’t and they get really mad about it for some reason as if it’s not the most obvious conclusion a toddler could make

what if you had to go number 2 out the peehole and it came out in a long thin string

pissing off as many people as possible by using “homestuck” as a real compound word without batting an eye

I'm buying weed.

Shattered Expectations

(this is just one of my favorite worldbuilding concepts from my wip. it’s not a schizo rambling, unforch.)

magic adheres to patterns. the structure of a crystal, runes and sigils carved into earth, the intricacy of circuitry… it would only make sense for neurons firing in the brain to be the richest magical sources known to the world

no skin tone menu needs more than 3 white options (white, tanned, drained of blood)

the best part is, it’s entirely possible for a crowd of people to pull a human being apart with their bare hands, and we know exactly who would have the most volunteers

i went crazy the real way and i feel great. not always. but when you’re trapped in your head you start to learn your way around there

anyone with severe enough ai psychosis can be straight mind controlled if some executive plugs in a keyboard and the craziest part is it’s 100% avoidable and you have to actually go out of your way to achieve it

the increasing incidences of AI psychosis are particularly disturbing given you’re supposed to be driven insane by the rumblings of your own infernal machine, not somebody else’s

every epstien client or colleague needs a danganronpa style execution lol

on a cosmic scale, actual shit, like poop, is far far far more special than gold and diamonds

white people love using aave when it’s so much more fun to use renaissance/wizardly terms or just making shit up like adventure time

i wonder what’ll currently have more attention between this ready-to-go comedy gold situationship and this slower burn romance side plot between major characters from a half finished story. surely if it’s the former misogyny would be the only explanation for it