Florida's economy works by converting pension funds into real estate speculation & medical debt. I'm impressed it's lasted as long as it has

Another canon event in our broken timeline.

Canonically, these are what unicorns poop out.

Somebody get this man a falafel STAT!

This why history is not only cool, but important. Good things we now take for granted were done for reasons, and they required sacrifice, conflict, and sustained effort.

Bitch please, you know that if it happens when you are asleep, either one of your kids or @suesswassersee.bsky.social will rouse you from your slumber with a celebratory blast from a vuvzela

I’m just surprised you could type all of that out only using one hand.

I think California needs to take care of its own mess before telling Illinois what it’s doing wrong. Figure out how to fund your transit system before yelling at activists in Chicago who are making real progress.

Sonny Bryan’s has received the light of Islam.

Growing up in Dallas, the pitmaster would always make me recite the shahada before allowing me a second side with my combo plate.

Hey @suesswassersee.bsky.social and @thedazzlingone.bsky.social we saw you across the bar and we really like your vibe

Shots (justifiably) fired.

Like blackjack, you should be able to split your skeets in cases like this.

We used to be a real country.

there should be a birthright trip to chicago for all posters

Yeah, but Michael Richards did do that awkward commercial for the Confederacy.

Fucking yutz needs a safe space more than any blue haired liberal ever did.

Zug Zug!

I demand the lab grown beef tube that I can turn on and off like a soft serve machine.

We just were not ready for this in ‘93. Still goes incredibly hard.

@madopal.bsky.social here we go again.

But we will be able to use their ashes to de-ice the skirts of Russian hovercraft.

He got it at the drive through.

This storm is thrashing away at the panes.

Gimlets and Vodka Tonics were drinks of choice in my misbegotten 20’s spent in LA.

Whole lot is getting dumped north of here. North Branch and DP Rivers gonna get swole.

Only if he promises not to bring the electric sponge.

Strong alternate…Miller from Repo Man.

If I can pick anyone living or dead it would be either Harry Dean Stanton or David Lynch.