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You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?
That's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
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what the fuck.
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there isn't enough stardust in existence that would get me to give an iota of a damn. i love life, thank you.
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Nostalgia's okay, but it used to be better
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the news is bullshit.
thank you, goodbye.
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what, i have double-hiccups now?
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it's neither here, nor there.
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My wife texted me this morning and said, "Your great."
I replied: “No, you're great."
She's been in a great mood ever since. I should correct her grammar more often.
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i haven't had an original thought in a while, until today, so i'll just say.. oranges don't belong on windowsills.
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When you die, what is the last part of your body to stop working?
Your pupils. They dilate.
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I really like the fact that she walked into my picture to take a picture herself
#HumansOfBlueSky #Vienna #UrbanGaze #ArtChallenges #EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #photography #dailyart #art
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why is everyone talking about backwards films and cannibals?
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If you watch Jaws backwards, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who
gives arms and legs to people who need them.
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life is so much simpler just watching SUITS and focusing on work.
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insert yap here.
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Pierce the Whale:
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invest in what makes you smile.
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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grr, you suck- boo!
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