I could go for an iced tea right now.

Age verification? I wrote my first program in Fortran on a non-electric typwriter.

Quote of the day by Socrates: 'By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.' Socrates' enduring quote on marriage reveals a profound insight into personal growth and philosophical reflection. He suggested that both happy and difficult marriages serve as catalysts for introspe...

I don’t find this amusing or in any way a “modern” take on relationships. It’s blatantly sexist, snidely dismisses long term relationships, and assumes that people in toxic relationships have no choice but to persist in misery.

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I dream of a Trump Tower in Dublin, says Eric Trump as he reveals US President hopes to visit Ireland later this year Eric Trump has at least one dream in mind for Ireland — to see a Trump Tower built in Dublin as a monument to his father.

No.

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One of my deepest, darkest fears is that it might come to light that at some point in my past I might have said something slightly complimentary about Elon Musk. I have nightmares about that sometimes.

If you’re just tuning in, I’m going to save you a lot of grief by summarizing the current news cycle as: “Shitheads declared that shitheads actively oppressing non-shitheads are immune to recourse and it would be best if everyone were shitheads, too.”

I have never been so hungry.

Google CEO says vibe coding has made software development 'so much more enjoyable' and 'exciting again' Google CEO Sundar Pichai said vibe coding is making software development more accessible to non-technical workers — and creating more excitement.

Ah yes, expectations of 100x productivity while negotiating with a 3-year-old intelligence with an appeasement disorder is so much more enjoyable and exciting than putting on some tunes and getting into the coding zone.

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I watched an episode of The Punisher last night. It was terrible.

Not a single pun.

From RTE.ie: WRC - Man fired, stabbed after marrying boss's daughter

I don't even want to read the article. The headline is enough to keep me going for a week.

Falliage, even. A fine view.

That looks fun. Next time I eat a burrito, I'm going to back away slowly while swaying back and forth, then plunge my face into it.

Well, at least he’s not a sore loser.

Pro tip: The maxim "live every day like it's your last" is not advising you to take opioids.

Why? Is this how the Big Chickadee cabal marks you for death?

What do they call a sports event that doesn’t allow stimulants?

A decaffalon.

Decorate it with Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day ornaments.

a christmas tree is decorated with santa claus decorations and red balls Alt: a cat flies in from outside the frame to tackle a Christmas tree decorated with Santa Claus decorations and red balls.

Could be worse.

Consider the case where a customer uses an account's UI color to indicate its patch status, risk level, or other sensitive information as a visual cue to take action. If the customer has granted a third-party the ability to assume a role in the account, the customer may want not to share that cue.

Well, that's a nothing burger of a response.

Robots should be shaped like crabs. That’s where evolution keeps going, so let’s start there.

"Bubbles" from "Trailer Park Boys" looking skeptical.

Skeptical, but curious.

DefCon of DefCons? Hrm. It sounded better in my head.

Depending on the nature of said computer problems, this might just be the most DefCon DefCons ever.

I don't mean to brag about my grilling skills, but I think I just set off my neighbour's fire alarm through closed windows.

I see the boomer and millennial particles finally noticed the GenX particle.

Source: Phys.org share.google/JHVCUrCODEAt...

Scientists Discovered a Way to Reverse Time—and Possibly Erase Mistakes That changes things.

I’ll believe this if the scientists involved inexplicably made billions in penny stocks.

Source: Popular Mechanics share.google/OJZsX0bCFKUY...

Is the semi-colon on its last legs? New research indicates that students have issues with the semi-colon and usage in writing down nearly 50% in 20 years

My first thought was, “Of course - who codes in Pascal anymore?

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