not sure why I've been picking up followers, but hello, I have a book for you.

I don't think that will matter to his Martha's Vineyard neighbors. They still won't talk to him.

I see he has studied at the Bill Barr school of testifying.

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The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

I’m hearing a lot of “not all men” WRT to the 62 million views on the rape academy sites. You know what, it is all men until it’s no men.

They used it in Practical Magic when Sally/Sandra Bullock meets her husband.

And yes, I did think he was hokey as a child.

Lineman is phenomenal.

WATCH OUT!

That first step is a doozy!

It's a forerunner to the leisure suits of the 70s. #TCMParty

He knew who to pay off. #TCMParty

They already roughed him once up back at his apartment for stiffing Burr. #TCMParty

I always think why isn't their hair moving? #TCMParty

Nice to know he shared his stash. #TCMParty

They want to pretend Raymond Burr is dead so they need a corpse his size and coloring. #TCMParty

I will have to look for it. The only celeb cook book I have is Jolie Gabor's. #TCMParty

It's a demi parure. #TCMParty

For some reason this is making sense to me. I have probably seen it 1,000 times and now I finally get whats going on in this. #TCMParty

a barbie leaning over GTFO coffee cup, cigarette in hand, while a raging fire burns behind her

us in these trying times

Where is Citizen's United? Surely allowing corporations to dump billions of dollars into political campaigns has had some influence?

So they are gonna lock up Bondi? How about the 5000 men that showed contempt before her?

Now I know what I am getting myself for my birthday.

screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h • JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO: "When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory." "In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology." "And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -

POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad

VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??

POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

So it's always been only Dems when it comes to accountability.

Placing the blame where it truly belongs.

I've voted for him in almost every election he's been in. Very good record.

I’m team Becerra. I want a fighter not a shiny object. He can fight and he can win! Let’s get behind him on all platforms!! 7 weeks to go!! We can do this!!

Trump to the pope: "Ya got a nice little church dere. It'd be a shame if anyting happen'd to it."

She's not entirely wrong about replacing Bondi. I didn't listen to this so I have no clue about whatever she is babbling.