A pair of digital callipers measuring a custard cream biscuit. It is 47.2mm long.
Since I’ve been having fun recreating old minis I’ve picked up some cheap digital callipers so I’m not just using a ruler and eyeballing it. I must now know the exact size of everything in the house.
Orange fluffy cat inside my car.
I have to go to work and this is not my cat.
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
"Sergeant, what inspires you?"
Walking Tank from @westfaliaminis.bsky.social for @trenchcrusade.bsky.social
Never start a project hungry.
#miniaturepainting #trenchcrusade #beans #nerdlings #minipainting
To the owners of the house at the tip top of REDACTED where it intersects REDACTED: Would you please consider parking your tacky awful Cybertruck in the garage? It's so ugly and I am tired of looking at it, not to mention how tired I am of explaining to my three year old why someone would invent a car that looks like it resents its own existence. I know your gigantic house has a garage on it somewhere. Thanks
Darryl from East Richmond Heights says "Mother of the year. Teaching a three year old about body shaming even if it’s a truck."
over on nextdoor a guy named darryl has told me i'm a bad mother because i taught my three year old to "body shame" cybertrucks
a flag that is a brown bar top and bottom, then a red bar in the middle and a yellow squiggle
just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag
Steven!
wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it
okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless
Aesop: I TOLD YOU
Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"
Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
Kellz Militant comments “Played baseball with a vampire when I was a child in the Bronx NYC .. he had sun glasses Latino looking with fangs.. he was hitting home runs like no tomorrow.. I asked him "you a vampire" and his whole aura changed when I did and he just disappeared after .. I'll never forget this I'm 29 now shit still with me.. everything u said resonated my brother”
Baseball vampire
a person in a robe opens their arms to embrace a beam of divine light. clouds are all around them. there is a galaxy in their lap
When there’s an “etymology” section in the Wikipedia article
At least I get to repost the greatest headline the Independent has ever run.
Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.
𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙱
A yellow-jacketed book published by Gollancz. The text reads The Dresden Green. "He is the educated man's Ian Fleming" - Times Literary Supplement. Nicholas Freeling.
Take that Ian Fleming fans, you dumbasses
'...it was not allowed to touch the tadpoles which was a small bummer. Finally I felt it was just a sad park.'
[sadly turns off onion machine]
The man with the triangle on his head is sitting opposite me on the tube.
All my legs. Gone.
“Wrestling’s fake!” Oh yeah? Then explain this
A group of rats in beautiful garments, posing for the camera at The Museum of English Rural Life. Each rat is wearing a different costume, inspired by experiences of childhood in historic rural England.
The results have exceeded even our most whimsical expectations.
Meet our rats!
A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty
Pirate: Time to walk the plank. 2 Me: sure, where's his leash haha 3 Pirate: lol good one you're first mate now
We made a comic about pirates.
we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago
Oh my god I loved it! I sobbed!
Disclaimer: I have never read the book so have no idea how close it is to its source.
