They think you're stupid.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Using my audience with the Pope to ask if he remembers Anthony Mason

Now that Live Nation’s been ruled a monopoly im thinking about that time a month ago when the Trump admin tried to throw the anti trust fight to them in the dumbest and laziest way possible

time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad

that Christina Koch message after Artemis came back into contact was incredible. Special to share that moment with an 8 year old girl and watch her get inspired in real time

4 out of 5 parents serving microwaved popcorn agree: the intermediate size mixing bowl

Death of a refugee left at a Buffalo doughnut shop by Border Patrol is ruled a homicide The Erie County Medical Examiner's Office didn't reach any conclusions about responsibility for Nurul Amin Shah Alam's death.

The death of a nearly blind refugee from Myanmar who was found on a Buffalo street in February — five days after Border Patrol agents left him at a doughnut shop — has been ruled a homicide, authorities said Wednesday. https://to.pbs.org/3NZGHsz

learning that astronauts have to use microsoft outlook in space is unspeakably depressing. we have set microsoft outlook free from the bounds of earth. polluting the stars with that janky piece of shit

HOLY SHIT UCONN

William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:

Radio Shack CEO op ed

Garbage plate remix of the original “pot roast” poster by Dellarious

Remix of the ad for Warren Zevon’s Excitable Boy ad featuring a revolver laying over a garbage plate and text saying Left Handed 2nd Baseman performs Exctitable Boy March 20th set 1: LH2B set 2: Zevon

performing Warren Zevon’s Excitable Boy in its entirety tonight if you’re in the ROC and looking for a rock n roll show

It is 100% true that great men and women of the past were not sitting around moaning about their feelings. I regret nothing.

It’s really funny that all of these guys would tell you with a straight face that they have read Meditations 1000 times

It’s the most perplexing aspect of all this to me

‘Deadwood—Now That’s A Great Show,’ Says Dad After 17-Minute Lapse In Conversation NASHUA, NH—Suddenly breaking his silence to extol the virtues of the decades-old HBO series, local dad Henry Breckner reportedly ended a 17-minute lapse in conversation Thursday by saying “Deadwood—no...

They’re absolutely killing it this week theonion.com/deadwood-now...

Instant classic.

The Live Nation settlement thing is a total mess. Counsel for DOJ didn't know there was a settlement in court this morning!

Black Tshirt on table reading “pretty good not bad I can’t complain”, bookmark readong”blow up your tv” and large yellow camp flag reading “honey we’re the big door prize”

like a moth to a flame with this Oxford Pennant x John Prine collection

Fellas we’re gonna be missing the sun and vitamin D more generally for six months in Rochester, NY but we can make it up in the aggregate

Started doubling ahead of predictable annual *low stretches* and gotta say: we love to see a king make data informed mid season adjustments

I go thru this exchange in my mind glancing at the couch every time I’m in line at my local place.

You can understand media consolidation into the hands of the very wealthy not just as a product of wealth concentration but also as a means to defend it, with Bezos at the Post being the most obvious example

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

We need to find a way to tell the youths about alt-weeklies so they restart them

This is the U Penn donor who helped push the President out, pushed to eliminate arts & science offerings, and drafted Trumps "compact" with universities.
People like Rowan repeatedly claimed the moral high ground to impose their agenda on students and faculty.

NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up