money making idea: travel to the USA, sign up for self-deportation, get 2600 dollars, go back home, repeat

editing my old messages call that revisionist history

"hey computer" and its amazon ec2 shape c8id.16xlarge in us-east-1 😭😭😭😭

why pay for datadog if you can grep your logs for free

announcing i gave up on this endeavor after macOS threw a tantrum about my PC style peripherals

your window manager is xorgslop mine is waylandgem

coding is SO much more fun when i dont have to worry about time complexity let me write O(n!) code in peace heathen

Snapchat highlighting the "show me ads" button must be the evilest dark pattern ever

i be like "dont forget to do the thing!" the whole day then sit down to do said thing and forget what it was

chatrooom if i may have your attention please

i got unreal in fortnite

closed out of an ordering process because they forced me to make an account

you will get nothing good day sir

i had to log into a gov website today and immediately clocked their login system as better-auth with keycloak as the idp

easy life hack!

only a few more years of training on all the traffic of the entire internet til googles chatgpt clone recommends its pussy in google results

aliexpress shipment cancelled after 3 weeks cool awesome very good

they did what at ane

what do you mean in the corner of the showfloor

im 🤏 this close to switching to macOS as my daily driver, still not about gaming

im SO tired of marketplace slop if i go to amazon i want to by from AMAZON and not chinadropshippingcompany dot com via amazon

i deleted animal crossing off my switch like 2 years ago and now i want to play it again with the new update but apparently the fucking cloud save doesn't work with acnh and the backup service only stores your data for 6 months fuck this game

ordered food with too tight of a deadline so now I'm just sitting anxiously in a restaurant

people in the group chat said i cant live tweet to them anymore 🥀

i write my commit descriptions purely based off how i feel that day
one time it's "small fixes" (50000 lines changed)
one time it's "chore: update deps" (just lockfile updates)
you can never know beforehand

idk who thinks of the soundtrack for porn but who thought of Darude Sandstorm

if you get dms from me it's 100% real and authentic you should send me all your money and buy my cryptocurrency thanks in advance

making a starr stack in my head is super easy because everything fits together perfectly and then i click deploy and nothing works

after twink death you CAN go thru your bara rebirth phase

twitter screenshot showing a timeline that's all "Due to local laws, we are temporarily restricting access to this content until ecks estimates your age"

huge fan of this new ecks dot com experience

Dougley - Developer & Creator Developer, Creator, and Digital Craftsperson.

finally redesigned my fuckn website yeahhhh!!!!
dougley.com :D

snapchat is the most cringe app known to man what do you mean you're autoplaying hoes with their tits out while selling me digital clothes for my avatar

beware the ios developer beta cycle:
- regular people installing unstable software
- said people complaining unstable software is unstable