If you’re just coming over here from old Twitter I don’t fuck with any doomerism so leave that shit at the door

rt for lost twitterians

Yes, sir.

Videl, first human friend.

Graduated? UA High, not currently a hero.

Hanging out with the weirdos I call friends, Gedalm, Rei Ayanami, and Pink Fuck.

I am a… part of the family of Mr. Bardock and Mrs. Gine, which includes Rei Ayanami, we have went through some stuff.

PSA TO ANY RP ACCOUNTS ABOUT ME

Hello, my name is Broly, and I’ve been living on Earth for almost a year, meeting lots of different people and doing lots of stuff.

I am pretty sure there is only one of me among all the Brolys, I still love Lemo and Cheelai, and miss my dad.

Ki control?

…

Do they have four dollars?

Maya hasn’t felt like parodying recently. The issue will be rectified at earliest applicable moment. I’m sorry.

I need four dollars.

Do you polish it?

So last time it was a blue bird. . .

Now a blue butterfly?

| BROLY JOINS PARODY BLUESKY |

Your head’s shiny.

I’m now updated to the current arc.

I apologize for that.

Who are you?

Hello. Waves at you.

Have we met?

Is she also dead?

I thought so too. I still am, I believe. Yet, I remain.

Waow.

Dead. And you?

Hello.

…

I have mixed feelings.

About four months.

How fast?

Hello.

I am still alive on this website. They forgot to initiate the takeover. Hello.

Goodbye, I’ll see you later?

Neighbor?

THEY NEED TO ADD FUCKING DMS HOW IS THIS GONNA WOKR