The ears!!! Free satellite tv forever. Lil cuties!!

I’m sure there are people who found out quickly that “Eraserhead” was NOT a scholastic based superhero for kids….

I take a more Socratic approach to validating my dog. Rather than, “Youre a good boy!” it’s “Who’s a good boy?!?!”

That is SO nice of them to bring you a treat!! 🥴

This week’s inspirations

1. Cereal I found at Dollar Tree that I’ve laterally never heard of in the monster cereal canon.

2. Cool cat decal

3. This fucking album

During WWII, on this day, the survivors of Auschwitz were liberated by Allied Forces.

Today, and every day, we remember the millions of lives that were lost, and must always fight back against senseless hatred and anti-Semitism wherever it appears.

Republicants have become experts in vaccines, fire safety/forestry and women’s bodies all with one hand on a remote, and the other stuck up their nose

While I now will get heightened anxiety whenever I get alerts from #watchduty, I am overjoyed at the ones like this. Thanks rain!

Be a Jedi when the world has gone to Sith.

To be fair, he didn’t commit murder at the Capitol.

My dogs might eat cat shit straight from the litter box, but I guarantee you they gave ZE-RO fucking clue about the world right now, and that’s a level of dissociation that creates an envy greater than anything I’ve ever coveted.

remember, the blitzkrieg is intended to make you feel like there is nothing you can do about it; that’s the only reason to go forward in this haphazard and sloppy manner all in the first week

and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it

Phenomenal. I needed to read this. I really needed this. Thank you.

What are you reading? I need some tips

Still learning its machinations. Just discovered starter packs!!

The only problem I have with Bluesky is I still have to constantly hear about The Orange Colostomy Bag and his Racist Band of Dipshits.

I re-edited the capitalization because it sounds like a dope name for a band.

Less his bullshit. More food, LEGO, pets, comics and funny shit please.

My absolute favorite, misunderstood bird friend.

In a world of chaos, we always have #lego

I’m in a fucking fever dream.

They need to accomplish literacy first. Then they can toddle into spell checking

That’s the lizard trying to molt

#staynoided

Little fella took a shilajit gummy before the coronation

Marked lewd for the labia beneath his chin.

Fuck all that noise

Why do I not believe you? 😑

You can’t create a mess and then take credit for fixing it. If my kids throw a party, trash my house but pick it up after, they aren’t rewarded.

Feckless garbage taking credit for solving problems he created.

I’d wear the fuck out of these