I have been poking at so many of them tonight and it is incredibly satisfying

Was there a dog under the car that’s how you can tell they’re a real fan.

so Collin’s has our soul at gunpoint and if the gets voted out she will shoot the hostage?

right just sign the release waiver and prepare for dreamland.

Why do my dice smell funny

This week I realized I can’t spell turto.. torto… tourt… torto… fuck it, desert turtle.

Is that muzzy, the guy who can teach you French?

“In Medical science first young child made measurably stupider with one 78h procedure”

*Skeleton crew, a skating crew would at least be entertaining, like they’re doing some sort of cable routing on ice.

”we are going to build a data center here”

“Oh, no you aren’t”

crisis averted. a datacenter does absolutely nothing good for a city our county, they have a skating crew manning a building that will suck the energy lifeblood out of your entire region and will provide you nothing but declining jobs

They called themselves the greatest generation but they inflicted us all with boomers so I don’t think they really could have been al that great.

$30 says the Iranians are going to load a ship with enough explosives to level a city and send it towards the barricade for the US navy to investigate

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theres actually another video of this robot from another attempt where it just refuses to stop running and smacks into the barrier at the end going full bore, they run for it with a stretcher, its amazing

Daniel Day Lewis.

Beef season two made me hate zoomers, I say we cancel the generation. Sorry guys.

This is Nathan’s happy face.

Homer bankrupted the company with this car.

Crazy the wrangler didn’t roll, that’s their whole thing theyre like a shy dog they just flip right over

These amateurs don’t know anything about sedentary logistics.

soon please I don’t want to work tomorrow

Now I don’t know who to believe

Hi, it’s me, I’m in the red swath, it’s wet AF

Also this guy when it’s time to eliminate poverty: “lol no pull yourself up by your bootstraps”

they do all that and then the series expects people to hold Obi-wan and Yoda in high regard. You are literally the dumbest jedi masters in 10,000 years, countless generations of Jedi were smart enough to keep a lid on the Sith, but you got fooled by a politician who lies.

They’re not even defending him on purely strategic grounds either. It’s Califonia, there’s democrats to spare. boot his ass there’s no reason for chatter.

“Let her down gently.

me too, since we are in the same basket”

If you just call nasa and tell them the name of a crater you see that doesent have a name I bet they just roll with it. Hell you can name entire star systems If you want. just point In a random direction, there’s a billion things that way that gots no name

Yeah I’m hungry too

the pope just followed me into an alley and kicked my ass for shoplifting