New fish species found in Venezuela has a pink pockmark face with big bulging eyes and what looks like a shock of wild blonde hair growing off of its head

this sort of thing didn't exist before just recently, so much Donald Trump content has been fed into the simulator that it's affecting everything

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doomscrolling illustrated

Trump insisting that he never went to Epstein Island is like the CEO of McDonald's loudly declaring that he never eats at Burger King

Trump with a big bruise on his hand

surprised he hasn't gone with the stigmata explanation

it feels like Trump knows he's only got months left and is trying to put his name on as many things as he can before he goes

what happens in prod stays in prod

democrats are horrified that offering practical solutions to help regular people is proving to be a winning message

The two-party system is the most destructive monopoly in history, with apologies to the East India Company and Genghis Khan

patiently waiting for the civil war while the instigator furiously builds a standing army loyal to him

The only reason Trump never went to Epstein Island is because he knew about the cameras

We used to have evidence, but we deleted it all

photorealistic swiftjet

I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.

And as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head! ...He cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them

You have the right to perform your duties, but you are not entitled to the fruits of your actions

I think the word era became popular because if you try to say the word. it just writes a.

As a boy mom...

They probably invited him but he has enough experience to know what a bad idea it was to join a group chat of classified information

have you tried putting in the instructions for it to write as concise code as possible?

Any minute now, Trump is going to float sending military equipment to Russia instead

the musk method

Journalists need to stop referring to the current Republican party as "conservative" as they are decidedly not by any definition of the term