they are but creatures
Posts by paddington bear hate account
oh my god, that comment
guy who became extremist libertarian free speech absolutist because he was told not to use a slur pipeline
i thought the mail doesn’t believe anyone can consent to hrt huh
tech bros are so blind, they can’t read the room, they’ll invest billions in shit no one wants, then try and shoehorn it into everything when investors get unhappy
“save the world with social media” died with kony 2012 and even then it was clear it was fucking useless
might make a burner reddit account called “not-a-labour-comms-staffer”
and post in AskBrits
“Is Starmer the best PM since David Lloyd George?”
it’s not felix, xander, felixander, jonah, noah, or kai, so it can’t be
literally? it’s the sort of thing you’d see in north korean social realism art lmao
oh come on, this HAS to be a labour comms team putting these on reddit
let’s go x
when The Revolution™️happens I will definitely get a job as a state sponsored academic or be paid to just indulge in creative arts
“akthually it was worth it because something something<insert word salad>, something something The Revolution™️”
giant luigi
the big game
the reds vs the blues
there are scores to settle
like 2-1
“F1 and a roast”
🥱🥱🥱
yeah but we saved gaza by getting trump in, instead of voting for democrats
lest we forget the brave souls who died in The Vimto War
the imperial aquila is a two headed eagle
is the imperium of man actually greater albania?
actually maybe not the italian one
he is literally in the centre of sensible centrists
very uk reddit coded
we could start a go fundme for his cop surgery
it actually stands for assigned cop at birth
I’d kick the shit out of a paddington bear
strawbarees…
orrr norrrr, tworlet
^I^ ^Wa^_s_ ^loo^_kinnnnng_ _for_ ^some^ {jaaaaaaaaaaaaam}
it's so weird that he actually had the kinda on point thing where he was targeting urban young people with cost of living/economy, and generally touching space no party has ever touched
then stuff like this
who is he trying to get votes from lmao
noooo….
inshallah i will stop this film being produced