Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Ez sits on the train with bright pink hair

i look like i give bubblegum blowjobs

Tim Cook spent most of my time at Apple desperately trying to make AI happen, especially the Apple Car because he needed his own iPhone

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Fuck it we’ll do it dead

smoke em if you got em

lol

what if he dies today? how insufferable would stoners get?

People keep asking me if squirt is piss and I keep telling them no, Squirt is a soda

i love sirk so much

Rock Hudson and Jane Wyman stand silhouetted against a large blue window in All That Heaven Allows

Rock Hudson lies asleep on a couch and Jane Wyman looks out the window at a deer outside from All That Heaven Allows

romance is real

The Angry Beavers would be a great name for a roller derby team

Taking care of elderly parents is a great way to develop a deep hatred for the modern world.

Sirk has a few lines in his movies that seem to poke fun of the fact that Rock Hudson was a closeted gay man which seems more than a little mean

its city pop, girlie pop

Flaccidtown is where Guy Fieri takes you when he forgets to frost his tips

look buddy, unless you do something, this train is leaving Bonerburg and headed straight to Flaccidtown

Rainer Werner Fassbinder intensifies

Albatross (2018 Master) by Fleetwood Mac on Apple Music Song · 1968 · Duration 3:11

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you ever put vicks vaporub on your dick and pretend mr. freeze is giving you a reach around?

how are n64’s worth 100 dollars now? they’re not in short supply or anything, what the fuck?

Certain Women: A film series highlighting woman directors with shorts preceding each feature, at the Orinda Theater! All showtimes start at 7:30 pm 3/26 Nomadland (2020) Directed by: Chloē Zhak Preceded by: Portland (1996) by: Greta Snider - 16mm Still Point (1989) by: Barbara Hammer - 16mm 4/23 Girlfight (2000) Directed by: Karyn Kusama Preceded by: Full Contact (2024) by: Paige Taul Montessori Sword Fight (202) by: Mary Beth Reed - 16mm 5/28 Certain Women (2016) Directed by: Kelly Reichardt Preceded by: Clay (2008) by: Naomi Uman - 16mm Blue Diary (1997) by: Jenni Olson Series programmed & projected by: Linda Izaell Scobie and Chloe Ginnever Flip Over

6/25 Kajillionaire (2020) Directed by: Miranda July Preceded by: Atlanta (1996) by: Miranda July 7/23 Born in Flames (1983) Directed by: Lizzie Borden Preceded by: Mutiny (1983) by: Abigail Child - 16mm 8/26 I Saw The TV Glow (2024) Directed by: Jane Schoenbrun Preceded by: No No Nooky TV (1987) by: Barbara Hammer - 16mm Orange Glow (2020) by Lynne Sachs 9/24 The Trouble With Angels (1966 Directed by: Ida Lupino Preceded by: The Secret Story (1996) by: Janie Geiser - 16mm The Divine Miracle (1973) by: Daina Krumins - 16mm 10/22 The Love Witch (2016) Directed by:Anna Biller Preceded by: Riverbody (1970) by: Anne Annie Parker - 16mm The Lovers (1978) by: Beth Block - 16mm tix: orindamovies.com

there’s a pretty cool series coming up at the Orinda Theater starting next month, check it out!

didn't get a photo but we saw a whale on the Oakland to SF ferry??? right by the ferry building???

i think the only thing that could fix the situation in the strait, the one thing that could truly unite the world, is the three words every girl wants to hear:

big boat stuck

🐳🥰🥰

O ft away
can’t hosf
can’t travel
- i m i n y o u r w a l l s -

men should be felt, not heard

fellas, have you tried respecting women?