yeah I know how to read music this one's crazy

I cannot let visitors stumble across the mark cuban room

whimsical and chaotic psychedelic illustration of a gnome wizard wearing a blue checkered hat. He is surrounded by a dense, colorful environment filled with scrolls, hanging charms, and mystical eyes. The style features heavy stippling, vibrant purples and teals, and a "magic" effect emanating from his hands.

skeletal lich with long, radiating black hair adorned with gold jewelry. He rests a hand on a large, orange tiger wearing a pink cloak and multiple necklaces. The background is a flat teal with a band of glowing blue mystical runes or calligraphy.

sun cleric with dark skin and ornate golden robes. They are being tended to by a smaller figure in pinkish-brown clothing. Massive, sketch-style angelic wings composed of dozens of fine lines span across the background, set against a warm, sun-drenched sky.

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what if I rated this cat 6/10? what then?

setting the table and presenting my close family and friends with one peanut butter filled Kong each

boss: I need you to stay after your shift for a performance review

me: (staring blankly past them, balatro music playing loudly in head) bingo

going for Easter dinner with the A&W burger family

the Toronto Blue Jays have optioned Brendon Little, and plan to replace him with left-handed firebrand from the minors, Greaseflap the garbage gnome

this comic was made possible by the Coalition of Almond Brothers

he's a wizard

thank you to @dirte.net for the commission of this drawing, without which it would not exist, and for the support of me, dervy 🙏

a frustrated wizard walking in to see his incompetent apprentice using the cauldron to fry donuts. The shelving behind them is full of cluttered ephemera.

survival horror game where you have to outrun whoever made all those themed intricate locks

Concrete wall I liked

first time at yoga and right leg falls off at the knee, embarrassingly hobble out holding my leg in place saying, 'no no I'm leaving because I have diarrhea'

playing scribblenauts at my couple's therapy appointment

Support Dervy Dervy makes a comic called Pleasant Town, among other things.

HELLO.

I made a ko-fi account, might make things smoother regarding commissions and the like.

if you'd like to support, I'll love you even more than I do now and my love for you is boundless.
(I've also got a few more spots for commissions if you'd prefer to just contact me here)

ko-fi.com/dervy

you should have some water you're probably very dehydrated

stuck in the fisher price car in the garage because I was playing x-wings and I WILL NOT let my wife help me this time

I'm gonna tadalafil my tummy with these

can't keep drinking on these penis enlargement meds

woke up in the flooded median strip with commuters expertly tossing garbage at me again

drunkenly reassuring my son I see 3 or 4 times a year: I think your bully what's-his-face just wants to kiss you :)

inhaling loudly through my badly chipped front teeth and smacking my gums while waiting in line behind you

spell tome: Hurl Apprentice

asking my barber for the balding frodo

there's always room for one more