The complete and absolute dipshitery of it all is astounding. 🤦‍♂️

I can honestly say that without a shadow of doubt, Trump, still being the president after everything he's done, is the strangest thing that has happened in my lifetime.

Well, I know what I'm going as this Halloween. 🤷‍♂️

Such an inspiration. 🙄

When will this nightmare end?

Let's hear all the rationalizing, hand waving, and excuses from the maga Christian right on why "god's chosen man" would be so vile, profane and sadistic, while mocking religion on their holiest of holy days. Meanwhile, I'll just be here rolling my eyes into a different dimension. 🙄

Ouch. Gonna need some ointment for that burn.

I don't know about you guys, but I love it when there's truth in advertising. 🤷‍♂️

This administration is all stems and seeds. 😐

The fun part is that the "R" and the "P" are interchangeable with "Rapist" and "Pedophile." 🤷‍♂️✌️

If you, in any way, shape, or form, continue to trust, support, or defend this criminal administration, you are either incredibly gullible, misinformed, and totally ignorant or completely morally bankrupt and evil. There are no other choices.

Do you want the bad news, the worse news, or the worst news first?

Interesting choice. 🤔

What's simpler than a straight line? 🤔

Until further notice, all traffic traveling to the high road will be diverted downward. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Do it...for your mental health.

Funny how Iran's "completely obliterated nuclear program" grew back faster than trump's ear. 🤔

Spineless cowards.

A surprising action from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient. 🤷‍♂️

Easy mistake. 🤷‍♂️

Just so we're clear, the U.S. president killed children in order to help cover up the fact that he raped children.

Always a tweet for every occasion. 🤷‍♂️

Accurate.

Seems fair to me. 🤷‍♂️

Wonder where she is today...🤔

I got to meet my favorite author tonight at a bar in NYC! Just hanging out having a drink and chatting with Mr. Matt Dinniman, author of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. I even got him to sign and personalize my book🤣...If you haven't read it yet, I HIGHLY recommend.

Alien vs. Predator

What the hell is wrong with this country?

It's about fucking time.

Makes no damn sense... but then again, nothing does anymore.