I AM NOT FAT

I AM PRISTINELY PLUMP. THERE’S A DIFFERENCE.

APPARENTLY TELLING PEOPLE TO SPRINGLOCK THEMSELVES IS “MEAN”??

LIKE, WHAT? SINCE WHEN??

THE WORLD IS SO SOFT NOWADAYS.

I hope you all stick around with me thru this rough period. Even if i go inactive for a bit)

Important update: i don’t know how active I’m gonna be for the foreseeable future ngl. I gotta be honest, i am very depressed, probably verging suicidal, and don’t have proper motivation for really anything.)

I love you all but posts will probably die down for a while.

I’M FEELING SAD TODAY

:(

I AM FUCKING DYING.

(I hope you feel better, man!! You got this!! <3)

WELP, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE COMPLETE BOREDOM ALONGSIDE THE VOICES OF EVERYONE I'VE KILLED LIVING IN MY HEAD!

...HELLO?

HELLO!?!?

H E L L O O O O O O O OO O O O O ! ?

WHAT THE FUC-

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When (Funtime) Freddy @bearofdeath.bsky.social is stating how much he loves you and cares for you, gives you everything you wanted, but that medical bill Grandpa had to face says different.

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I KNEW I WAS RIGHT, TO THINK I WOULD FIND YOU OVER HERE…

WELL ISN’T IT INTRIGUING THAT YOU SEEM TO BE JUST A LITTLE BIT WEARY OF BON-BON AND ME!

WELL, THERE’S NO NEED…

I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE DAMN STARS ALIGN!

SINCE WE'VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER... WE HAD A GAME NIGHT, CIRCUS- ERR... ELIZABETH REALLY WANTED ME TO TRY PLAYING A VIDEO GAME.

I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A THING OF IT BUT WE HAD FUN.

I REALLY MISJUDGED HER! MAYBE I SHOULD SHOW HER WHAT I LIKE TO DO IN MY FREETIME!

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I DON’T GET HOW IT HAPPENED BUT

ME AND CIRCUS BABY ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDS NOW! I FOUND OUT ALL THE THINGS HER SCUMBAG DAD DID TO HER JUST LIKE HOW HE SCREWED ME OVER AND SO WE’VE BEEN CHATTING AND HANGING OUT AND WE’VE ACTUALLY HAD… A FUN TIME..

AND I MEAN IT, TOO!

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME I DON’T NEED TO BE CLEANED

Source: https://youtube.com/shorts/vwA-b0kjqog

AGAGAHAHH IT BURNS MY DAMN EYES.

SAYS YOU, FATTY

OK SO BON-BON LAUNCHED HIMSELF INTO THE OBVIOUSLY CLOSED DOOR COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED AND NOW IM WONDERING IF HE HAS BRAIN DAMAGE

....

HARDY-HAR-HAR... NICE ROPE TRAP, YOU DICK.

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I’M SO AMAZING, GUY-

GET THESE *FUCKING FILTERS OUT OF MY FACE!!!*

YOU’RE AROUND 370 💔

SAYS YOU

NGGGGGGH~!!!!

...STILL GOT IT.

#fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys #funtimefreddy #funtimefreddyfnaf

ANYWAYS, FEEL FREE TO TALK TO ME. ...OH, AND LET ME LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET!

...OH COME ON, DON'T BE SHY WITH ME NOW, A LITTLE CLOSER~!

OKAY...

YOU READY?

...

STICK WITH ME LONG ENOUGH AND I MAY LETCHA LIVE WHEN I ESCAPE...!

OH-HO-HO, JUST KIDDIN'! PLEASURE HAVIN' YA HERE! ENJOY UR STAY!

ELECTROCUTION, DROWNING, BOILING, HANGING, DRUGGING, ALL THAT *BEAUTIFUL* STUFF! PEOPLE CALL ME A PSYCHOPATH, BUT I CALL MYSELF... KNOWLEDGEABLE!

HOW IS AN OLD BEAR LIKE MYSELF SUPPOSED TO BE ENTERTAINED WHEN I'M STUCK IN THIS RENTAL, YOU KNOW? IF YOU WERE ME, YOU'D GO STIR-CRAAAZY TOO! (2/3)

WE HAVEN'T BEEN PROPERLY ACQUAINTED HAVE WE, BLUESKY?

I AM A HARBRINGER OF DEATH. BUT YOU MAY CALL ME FUNTIME FREDDY (FREDDY FOR SHORT)

YOU SHOULD GIVE THIS OL' BEAR A FOLLOW. I *PROMISE* YOU WON'T REGRET IT HERE... I CAN ANSWER *ALL* YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT PAIN, SUFFERING, DEATH, SUFFOCATION- (1/3)

I GET HERE ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU’RE ALSO HERE…

MAN.

I JUST CAN’T RID MYSELF OF YOU, CAN I…?