THANK YOU FOR THE KO-FI AND THE GLIMPSE INTO YOUR TWISTED MIND, KIND SOUL!!!!! I WILL THROW IT INTO THE GREAT LUMBER HEAP OF THIS PROJECT SO IT CAN CONTINUE TO BURN THROUGH MY BRAIN CELLS, FUNDS, AND SANITY. GODSPEED
THANK U FOR MY LIFE TO @deimevena.bsky.social FOR THIS GLORIOUS FANMAIL PLS EVERYONE GO LOOK AT THEIR PAGE AND WHATNOT
BY “NOT LITERARY ENOUGH,” I DO OF COURSE MEAN SETTING FREE AVERY’S ARCHAIC AND ENDEARINGLY CRINGE OLD-TIMEY DIRTY TALK, WHICH YOU GET A TASTE OF IN THE BOOKS BUT IT’S RELATIVELY RESTRAINED. YOU JUST WAIT
MOSTLY SMUT THAT I COULDNT CRAM IN OR WASNT “LITERARY” ENOUGH FOR THE MAIN SERIES, POST-CANON SHORTS, AND OF COURSE THE OMEGAVERSE ONESHOT THAT HAS BEEN BURNING A HOLE IN MY POCKET FOR LIKE TWO YEARS
YES MILORD WILL DO MILORD
ANYWAY THIS KEYCHAIN IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER AND I DONT THINK YOU GUYS ARE EVEN READY FOR HOW PRETTY IT IS BUT YOU SHALL SEE EVENTUALLY. I AM SO EXCITED TO SHOW YOU
NOBODY WILL READ IT IF YOU DONT TELL THEM ABOUT IT DEER. NOBODY CAN READ IT IF THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT IT. YOU HAVE TO SELF PROMOTE OR ELSE. YOU HAVE TO. I KNOW ITS CRINGE. LISTEN TO ME
ANYWAY I TOLD HER WHAT IT WAS ABOUT AND WE ENDED UP HAVING A FUN CONVO ABOUT GAY VAMPIRES IN TV AND AT SOME POINT SHE ASKED WHAT THE TITLE WAS BUT AT THE END I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO BRING IT UP AGAIN SO I JUST TOOK MY DRINK. PROMOTIONAL SKILLS OF A ROOT VEGETABLE
WENT TO MY FAVORITE COFFEE SHOP TO WRITE AND HAD ONE OF THE TESTER TCOAM KEYCHAINS ON MY BAG AND THE BARISTA EXCITEDLY ASKED WHO THE CHARACTERS WERE, AND I HAD TO BE LIKE, WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
BISCUITS…..
OH MY GOD…..THEYRE FINALLY HOME IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT, NO LESS…..MAY THEY GIVE YOU MUCH FROLIC AND MERRIMENT!!!!!!!!!
TOOK A “DOODLE BREAK” FROM WRITING AND ENDED UP SPENDING LIKE 2 HOURS ON THESE WHILE CACKLING TO MYSELF ALONE IN MY ROOM, SO HERE THEY ARE I SUPPOSE. TCOAM AS CONTEMPORARY ROMANCE COVERS. FORGIVE ME
REAL KNEE SLAPPERS OF THE AGE
I ACTUALLY GOT AHOLD OF AN EARLY 19TH C. JOKE BOOK BUT THE JOKES ARE SO GENUINELY INCOMPATIBLE WITH MODERN HUMOR (AKA AWFUL) THAT THEY ARE NEARLY UNUSABLE. AND YES, ALISTAIR WOULD LOVE THEM. SEE EXAMPLES:
IT SIMPLY MUST HAPPEN!!!!!
IM NOT EVEN GOING TO PRETEND I DONT HAVE THE ULTERIOR MOTIVE OF WANTING IT TO BE FUNDED SO I CAN GET ONE. GUILTY AS CHARGED
I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING YOU TO CHECK OUT THIS KICKSTARTER
IT IS A SUPER FUN IDEA THAT I MYSELF HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT!!!! WE UNFORTUNATELY DON’T HAVE THE KIND OF NUMBERS TO FUND THAT (AT LEAST, NOT YET) BUT WE COULD IN THEORY DO LITTLE PRINTED-ON PLUSH KEYCHAINS, THOUGH IT’S NOT AS “AUTHENTIC”
WOW INTERESTING...CAN CONSIDER.....the standee is essentially the "art print" for the couple portrait, but a proper print is a cool idea!!! Maybe even with new art......
OUGGH THANKS FOR THE IDEAS!!! Enamel pins require a minimum order amount probably not met by current readership numbers, but I can ponder sticker sheet.....thank u for this lovely thought.......
WORRY NOT!!!! I'll try to keep consistent stock on hand after the initial orders so folks can get it any time!!!
OOUGH SUBTLE CLOTHING MERCH....YES this is within my reach!!! I've just gotta think of a good enough idea.......
HELLO FRIENDS!!!!! If you'd like merch, do fill out the merch interest check:
forms.gle/q9VjsQDQ9HND...
Answers to the question portion of the form in thread🧵
GUYS I JUST SENT AN EMAIL BLAST BUT I JUST NOW REALIZED I DIDNT MENTION THAT THE TYPO-CORRECTED VERSIONS ARE ALSO UP ON THE WEBSITE!!!!!!! DOWNLOAD THEM IF YOU WISH, OR UPDATE YOUR AMAZON ONES FROM THE "MY CONTENT" PAGE. THANK YOU TO ALL MY LOVELY TYPO CHECKERS
OMG BLUESKY...WHY DID U DEEP FRY MY CUTE LITTLE VIDEOS.......
OKAY THAT’S IT, HERE ARE LINKS AS ALWAYS, ENJOY!!!!
Order Links: amaranthmoor.carrd.co#order
Insta post: www.instagram.com/p/DVtZ06UDQri/
ALSO THERE WERE SOME ISSUES WITH MISFOLDED JACKETS WHEN I WAS DOING PROOFS SO HERE IS A LITTLE VIDEO ON HOW TO FIX THAT!!!
HELLO YES HARDCOVERS OUT NOW!!! SO FAR MOSTLY THROUGH U.S. RETAILERS BUT INTL LINKS ARE SLOWLY COMING UP TOO
HAPPY BORTHDAY!!!!
ALISTAIR WANTS TO BE SPANKED OR FLOGGED BY AVERY SO BAD HE WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING FOR IT. IN FACT ORIGINALLY IN THAT ONE VOL 3 SCENE IT HAPPENS, BUT IT WAS TOO SHORT AND DIDNT REALLY DO THE IDEA JUSTICE SO I CUT IT AND WILL MAKE A FULL SCENE FOR THE EXTRAS
