This is NOT what I signed up for

April Fool’s Day is in 5 days.

The “official” D20: On a Bus is coming, isn‘t it? I can feel it in my bones…

I mean, it makes sense Discord is dying.

It’s a community app called FUCKING DISCORD.

DISCORD.

A screenshot of the comedy talk show Pretty Gay where comedian/Pretty Gay host Catherine McCafferty and internet personality Persephone "Sephie"/"Persephiroth" Valentine have a conversation about sexual preferences, part 1. Catherine: "I would just love to know if you think I'm a dom?" Sephie (pretends to consider): "no." Catherine: "What would you say I am?"

A screenshot of the comedy talk show Pretty Gay where comedian/Pretty Gay host Catherine McCafferty and internet personality Persephone "Sephie"/"Persephiroth" Valentine have a conversation about sexual preferences, part 1. Sephie: "I would say that if we were to date, I would have to take off my nails because...um...Pillow Princess" Catherine: (looks visibly shocked)

first of many, I hope!!

really want to see her and @persephiroth.bsky.social on the same episode of any Dropout thing because their chemistry nad this interaction on Sephie's Pretty Gay was iconic

I mean….she‘s already gushing from JD so it’s not a far reach.

Maybe he’ll convince her to get a brand deal with Lovesac couches too??

I can’t wait for Erika Kirk to announce her brand deal with Gushers

an AEW/all wrestlers Dirty Laundry episode would go so hard

Catholic guilt is just New Year's Resolution guilt but the social pressure lasts a lifetime rather than coming up intermittently over a year.

Wait until the “dry January” people hear about Lent

it's crazy how many statements by elected democrats on the Venezuela stuff are like "wow that was freaking awesome. unfortunately, however, you didn't ask for my permission to do it (would have said yes btw)"

dropout oomfs/fellow fans: y'all should ACTUALLY call this number because it's so funny. truly appreciate it when the crew commits to a bit like this.

if it would be an international call for you, i saved you some cash by saving a recording myself: voca.ro/1il7c6IZB1gR

I love this so much.

Katie had the blueprint, but you were the architect.

it seems as if we're stuck in a time loop where it's Make Some Noise Monday forever.

ICE voodoo doll discovered in New Orleans as immigration crackdown continues A handmade “voodoo doll” portraying an ICE agent was found in Uptown New Orleans as federal immigration enforcement continues across south Louisiana.

This is metal

very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight

Plato's Allegory of the Cave but it compares journaling as freedom and being chronically online to being stuck in the cave

Really good points in this entire thread. I've noticed a lot of the constant hate also comes from a higher "need" for people to broadcast all their thoughts online and gain attention for them too.

It's like the 2020s' version of Plato's cave. Some thoughts are best left as inside thoughts.

Yo I got Oran Berry juice in this *hands you a Koffing themed vape*

A screenshot of programmer Neal Agrawal's interactive science/education website Size of Life, showing the Pando clonal colony of quaking aspen trees in Utah. "PANDO CLONE" is the title, and there is an illustration of Pando as green aspen trees labeled as "44 hectares." The flavor text is "While it looks like a forest, Pando is actually a single organism in Utah, composed of over 47000 stems connected by a vast root system."

always love it when silly people i follow on the internet actually teach me stuff.

@neal.fun's new website is sick and i didn't know about Pando until seeing this but found it fascinating!

neal.fun/size-of-life/ for anyone interested!!

I thought he was "Sam Reesh" as Breaking News once said.

We're all trying to find the Dropout employee who did this.

the "BTS stuff" is just blogs & photos, no video content - the announcement mentioned all subscribers will be able to access all video content regardless of tier.

It's worth noting the content isn't VIDEO content.

I trust that Dropout will uphold what they said in the Superfan announcement that video content is not going to be locked away behind it, just blogs, merch & live shows.

The screenshot of Sam's tumeric tea is from a public BTS social media post.

Open sourced Zork today opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2025/11... and ran it on a swarm of containers in the cloud 😂

i hate putting on a mask of professionalism at work when inside i'm very not normal about VIP season 3 coming soon.

Quorators Podcast Invite jeevacation@gmail.com

you gotta shoot your shot

Seattle Mayor-Elect Katie Wilson in a suit smiling on a beautiful day outside

Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn

L-R: Lily after a guest outside Dropout's core rotation shares a secret vs. Lily when a Dropout regular shares a secret

I love this lineup so much that I need them back together for sure in some way. Doubtful since Jeremy's at SNL in the near future though.

Oscar with his indie improv team Rita Repulsa (Ryan Barton & Mano Agapion) would be fantastic too.

I love this. Will Hines (one of Lily's biggest collaborators) or Edi Patterson (Tim's Righteous Gemstones castmate and a powerhouse improviser in her own right) would be my top choices.

The Hey Riddle Riddle folks. Just the Hey Riddle Riddle folks.

I'd also accept them on Game Changer.