Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter... and maybe a little something else 😜

#clownthings #photoshoot #fisheye #playground

I've been telling my christian conservative mom that all things need to be approved by the man of the house (my husband) and it's been annoying her all month.

She always counts on me to take her side when asked cause "us girls need to stick together"

Welp, you get what you vote for mama ✌🏻

all websites are bad now

I'm just not interested in social media anymore, but I still have the habit of opening it 🤦🏻‍♀️

Oregon State Employees just had to take mandatory training as a reminder to what it means to be a Sanctuary State❗️

Use this link to report state employees or federal officials who are violating these laws.

Everyone has the right to live safely in Oregon 💕 and these laws protect that safety.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

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The number of times my blood has boiled today by having to hear my family talk about DT would have put me in urgent care 🤬

#somuchforavacation

I've got the gift of one-liners AND the curse of curves 😎

#cuteiswhatweaimfor

When the volcanoes ready, there's no priest in the world that can pray it quiet

I did make my flight ✈️
Off to Nashville < Alabama 😎

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I need to be up and ready for the airport in 3hrs and yet I'm last minute sewing for my family in Alabama at 3am 🤣

Political unrest is heightened, and will die down for many because many will become tired, and grow complacent, and start to "accept" this new norm. Please recognize that if you have the luxury of ignoring and accepting it, you have privilege. Use it and help those who won't be able to rest. (1/2)

Hufflepuff these nutz voldemort 🫡

Making reels in insta is garbage! I just wanna do silly stuff to random sounds 😭

#retiredtiktoker

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Support gays.
Support transgenders.
Support blacks.
Support asians.
Support women.
Support every single race/nationality/gender spectrum.
Support reproductive rights.
Support art.
Punch nazis.
Eat the rich.
Uplift the poor.
Abolish the 2 party system.
Tax the church.

Today’s shirt

Charlotte's Web was listed on #powellsbooks #bannedbooks list and I couldn't figure out why for the life of me.

Now I'm blaming the Wizard of Oz...

Also here's a copy of the book I never brought back to elementary school 🚨

How did I end up in this family and what tf made me so different 😭

And in the same sentence, speak scripture to me. Not what the words in the book say. THEIR interpretation! If I give my interpretation of it, then I'm wrong.

It doesn't even matter what proof I show them: videos, photos, articles... even if it came right out of that fuks mouth. They either don't believe it, don't care, or think he's just kidding because he's a "funny man" 😡

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I just want to do nothing but post rants on Facebook about how I hate all my family members, coworkers and "friends" who voted for that 🤡 Just because that's the only social media they barely know how to use and I want to annoy tf out of them until they delete me and I'm free.

Please consider making some to have on you to help someone. The Spanish side advises what to do if they're at home or at work. They can slide the card under their door. Or if they're already in front of them, the English side gives the officer a statement exercising their rights. #immigration

everything happens so much

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Thank you for the additional instructions! Def updating it to this for current and future spells 👏🏻

I'm stirring every pot I come in contact with 🍯

#imcooked #boiledover #faafo #villianera

I'm just gonna leave this here ✨️🪄

#internettrolls #orangeisthenewtrash

Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️

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I feel a two month long disassociate and play Sims 4 in my soon to be future....

#sims4 #letsdisassociate