LMAO Bieber just took a break to surf YouTube during his set

That Ghost Murmur tech they used to rescue that pilot is fucking terrifying

Bro you see the one where a lady was complaining about Yellowstone and whatever park was like “you big cavern energy” 😂😂😂

It was this

The absolute worst part about climbing the corporate ladder is the incessant amount of sales emails and LinkedIn messages you get. Like these MFers will just send you a meeting invite out of the blue. You’ve never met them. Or talked to them. Nothing.

Let’s not get crazy. It’s not like I’m listening to his music. 😂

Garth is a raging liberal so I’ll allow it.

Oh yeah. Everything between LA and SD is pretty conservative. Ventura and Oxnard are pretty conservative as well. So is the IE. I was just joking that LA is a concrete paradise that stretches forever. And don’t get me wrong. I love LA. It’s my favorite place.

In LA driving 30 minutes just gets you to more LA

I just saw some shit on IG that said it was the white’s fault that Caesar Chavez allegedly was a serial SAer. I’ve seen some performative woke shit in my day, but that one takes the cake, I think.

Casa Bonita reservation locked and loaded!

We found ourselves in a BWW by accident tonight and I don’t know how you people can watch UFC.

Currently watching a pro-Iran war march while eating tapas. Real weird ass life experience

How will he survive this?

a few helicopters are flying over a tropical island ALT: a few helicopters are flying over a tropical island

Me after the housekeeper is finished for the week: “I love the smell of fabuloso in the morning”

Need Josh to be back on this app so we can discuss the cast for Heat 2

More Epstein files about to drop

I mean if you’re obligated to sell the team eventually and then give the money to charity, there’s no better time to extract as much value as possible for charity then right after they win a chip. Like, it’s common sense.

The box is 35lbs 😂😂😂

Kendall copped the big millennium falcon Lego set to build for my office. The instruction manual is like twice the size of a Thomas Guide 😂

At the Costco and they had some bussin ham samples. Some lady grabbed a cup in front of me. The sample worker said to her “you should think about grabbing some to take home. They’re right over there. You obviously really like it” implying this wasn’t her first trip 😂😂😂😂😂😂

One time my youngest was with my in-laws and we were driving to meet them after he spent a few days. They live in S. Oregon and we were in Portland at the time. He projectile vomited from the back seat of their car and covered the dashboard 😂😂😂

Just made some Anthony bourdain sammies to celebrate our adopted town’s team win. And that guy may have on to something with these. Made mine with mortadella and smoked provolone on brioche. Bussin’

On the lords day?

Flying down to Portland. Hood looks like shit with no snow on it.

Exactly. It removes stressors. But if you’re a miserable person, you’ll be miserable poor and rich.

It can if you’re not a miserable human

Hiring a housekeeper is the best money we’ve ever spent.

Seent a tik tok about it. Looked good