Hey! You! I like your drawings and they make me happy.

Bloke in my year in primary school said his dad hat beaten a cheetah in a race. It was close mind, but his dad just beat it

Sync happens

Good timeline sync

Russell Crowe gladiator fighting one of itv's gladiators

Excellent typo, please keep

I hope you're right but this feels ugly. Corporations swallowing companies who swallowed businesses is bleurgh

Of course they've gone with this headline in transphobia central

Thank God. He who Stathams Stathamest, Stathams Stathemest.

That was a great episode, will definitely go back to it

That's a parody account.

Imagine being the first ever royal to not fully get away with being a sex pest. How embarrassing

So what's the difference? Shithead policy carried on by shitheads with different colour ties

Too many Very Sensible Centrists. Had lunch with my dad at the weekend who thinks Starmer is doing a great job while Zach Polanski is a dangerous nutjob

Get it looked at. If it is broken and heals wrong you're in for problems down the line. Plus there's important little blood vessels that you don't want to be buggered

So cool that Wes pipes up to credit you

More zombie wang!

What's going on with Nigeria I wonder?

I'd forgotten about this! You've tickled a long lost nostalgia nerve.

Top notch procrastination there, sir.

Ah. I saw them at Damnation a few years ago when there was no one else I fancied on at the same time. Wouldn't usually be my thing but they were super fun

It is! How the fuck did you guess that?

I have one of your unchecked ones so will feel a little smug for my Monday (I have far fewer of your checked ones)

this must be the large language model everyone's talking about

La Laguna Estigia" (The Stygian Lake) a painting by José Benlliure y Gil but with Ozzy added at the side shouting CHARON!

Mmmmaybe. He'd best not get any kind of redemption though, like sacrificing himself heroically in one big final death or something

Really wish I could enjoy this but Tom Cruise is one of those people who ruins things for me by being in them.

English political establishment up in arms because an Irish guy said something it didn't like.

Then a Black guy said something it didn't like.

If a dog says something it doesn't like, that's all of us on the sign accounted for.

Last day of Pride month, remember that tomorrow we switch back to Wrath.