Lmaooo! 🫶🏼

So fun, right? We have fun with the back to celebrations. ☺️

Booo Bluesky! Thank you, lovely! 🩶

Haha, thanks Shave!

Lmaoooooo! Feels necessary to clarify, in this political climate. 😂

If you see the name “Jordan” in the searches, it’s probably just Michael Jordan.

Thank you, Jonny! 🫶🏼

a man in an orange shirt says i 'm a man and i 'm 40 ALT: a man in an orange shirt says i 'm a man and i 'm 40

Thank you, lover.

Never heard of her.

How sweet. 🥰

Happy Birthday to my handsome hunk of a husband. You are my best friend and you make me laugh harder than anyone ever could. Love you big time.

Everyone better wish @descender421.bsky.social the happiest birthday ever or you’re dead to me. 😉

Bub. 🥰

It’s insanely hard to follow, imo. We had to stop watching mid episode several times to try and piece shit together. Lol

I was just about to tag you. Did you ever watch the show “Dark” on Netflix? Same concept. It was so hard to trace by the end. Lol

A tough but fair criticism, tbh. I think there are some pretty ridiculous sneaker heads out there. You will never catch me waiting in line outside a shoe store for any amount of time, for anything. Many of my shoes have been creased from wearing them because I’m not a psychopath. 😂

Hey now! I wear all my shoes. And they’re not oxygenated. They are in cases but not because I’ve created a shrine but because I love organization. 👀

Doubt it.

I love her.

Yeah, well I hate him.

If the carrots been bit, you must acquit.

a man wearing glasses and a yellow hat is holding a cup of tea and saying `` spill the tea boo '' . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a yellow hat is holding a cup of tea and saying `` spill the tea boo '' .

One of my managers got fired back in February and my work life has been so much less dramatic and annoying. But the good news is that my husbands job is giving me the work drama tea that I need in my life. Every day when I get home from work:

Lol I’ve become an expert at taking myself. My last four ER trips were all me, including the time I fucked my back up and couldn’t sit without excruciating pain. I cried the whole way and nearly passed out from the pain. 😵‍💫

Hmmm. Looks too crunchy.

Peter Parker >>>> whoever that other guy is.

Ur awesome.

This is what I love to hear!

The last string of hope he has.

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One more god damn week. I can do this.