After a VERY chilly 2-mile walk around Upton Country Park, Reg and Ruby decided to snuggle on my lap in front of the fire… #dogslife #toastywarm

Ruby and Reg enjoying a bit of sunshine. #dogslife

'How's that on a scale of medieval misogyny?'

Ian Hislop tells Andrew Marr that Elon Musk is 'riddled with contradictions'.

Terry Pratchett's "Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socio-economic unfairness". The best quote I've ever read about why being poor can be so expensive.

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.

Toad from Wind in the Willows

Nigel Farage

The transformation is almost complete.

I’m not in a very charitable mood with them either, to tell the truth.

What do I want for Christmas?

A mysterious manor in the Scottish countryside, a vast expanse of land, a library of vintage novels, a collection of the world’s rarest wines, an owl to deliver and retrieve my post, and my own personal pastry chef.

I'm really not that hard to shop for.

it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese

Reggie and Ruby in their warm winter jumpers ❤️

True

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#meme #memes #bluesky #monday #morning

There is an art to using just enough milk with one’s wheat bisks to avoid crispy bits left at the edges, but also averting the sloppy mush which results when too much milk is poured. Today I achieved the perfect weetabix, still formed yet soft and yielding.

I have too much time on my hands.