my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end
i’m turning off replies and quotes to this post out of a firm belief that no one should ever say or do anything except for me
Sad to see some self-described “leftists” on here now cheering for Haliburton. The Overton Window keeps moving to the right every day
for those of you who are too busy to watch a 45-minute episode, i have sped up the first episode of SCORIGAMI to 10000% speed. if for some reason you would like to watch it at normal speed it's available here www.patreon.com/posts/scorig...
those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
Lesbian Couple Enjoys Hot Lesbian Action
the Tennessee Lady Vols are doing dollar bill shower celebrations for every home run mashed and it's a joy to watch. This one after Boo Gibson smashed one out of the park
my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
“What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the panicked, sweating Lily Paolini said
theonion.com/ashamed...
Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Lmfao
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
one interesting thing about watching the wnba is that unlike in the nba, they don't shout "NBA!!!" before taking a shot. they just shoot it
Bad take babe
Bobby flay and Bob Flanagan are kindred spirits if you think about it
Love all the technology making our lives better
A year with my girl
Baby Saves Affair
Baby Saves Affair
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Dr. Girlfriend
We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
when it comes to the nhl playoffs i would like to simply say, “play ball”
Call me Christ the way I'm sharing cigarettes and wine with the needy
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
Uhhhh ever heard of a little thing called “Catholicism”. Idiot
