Remember to always have your boundaries clear and remove people who over step those boundaries. I worry for some of you guys sometimes.

HELLO. IT IS I, CALCIFER STRIDER. MY WIFE IS FuCKING AWESOME. THAT'S IT. GOODBYE.

This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old-fashioned way

WARNING: this post contains graphic language

GPU. Nvidia. Anti-aliasing. Dynamic shadows. Texture

she churgney on my gurgney till i sturm

im so fucking scared right now.

I CANT ESCAPE HIM. IM SCARED.

dirky gurkey.

GUYS I OPENED THIS FILE I FOUND ON BSKY AND I CANT GET HIM GO GO AWAY FUCKING HELP

when you sucking on her dirkey girky but she a gangsta.

this is so awful he keeps coming back

went on a date with this guy and hes kinda cute… do i go on a second one? #dirkygurkey

guys… i have a crush on dirky gurgey… what do i tell him? bats eyelashes.

guys. i found this fucking game.

can someone write a fanfic where apollo caedis is marrying churgy gurgy for the garn 47 money but he calls dirk strider to make sure. dirk says “itll be okay” and then at the wedding, he appears and objects and apollo and dirk run away together and leave churgy gurgy at the alter. lemme know.

Basically

Orange text in front of the homestuck beyond canon website stating "We regret that a US law banning Homestuck: Beyond Canon will take effect on January 19th and force us to the comic from your web browser. We're working with Dirk Strider to bring back service as soon as possible, we appreciate your support." Its very stupid and you and I take psychic damage from me making it.

Damn they got the homestuck: beyond canon website in the whole tiktok ban too. #homestuck