“I had to suck an officer’s cock for these” still lives in my head all these years later lmao 😭 and you’re the ONLY one who understands

“Us common folk have to stick together,” he says, cozying up to Gaz at the pub and giving Ghost and Price mean eyes when they approach. Gaz is like, “Okay you suck officer cock daily, but I appreciate the solidarity, thanks.”

Gets all bratty and surly, acts uncouth and lower class, just like the little savage Ghost calls him. “Oh no, you go ahead, the officer’s mess isn’t for the likes ‘o ME,” he says when Ghost wants to go get food. Ghost is like. What the fuck, when have I ever- “COMMON ENLISTED ME”

And he knows Ghost scraped himself up from the pavement, got a good education, went through officer school, earned his spot and ISN’T just some privileged toff officer like half the others he’s worked with, but he can’t help but side with Gaz sometimes. Just sometimes.

Officers can’t find their own arseholes with a map so how the fuck is he managing to find YOURS. At least he can buy you pretty things on that officer salary, you better be milking him for all he’s worth.

And Soap is just like 😐 I’m as surprised as you are tbh.

Instead of Ghost and Soap being the ones stressing out about the officer/soldier relationship, it’s just Gaz giving Soap endless, endless shit for fucking an officer.

Class traitor. Do you salute him during or after sex? He got you in there polishing his boots?

omggggg that looks amazing 😩

Love heart flex three lightning bolts AND a comment? Oh Neil LOVE loved him 😭

Why are we like this ☹️ we need to treat ourselves to a virtual steak dinner date

Soap’s gonna show up with low iron in my next fic just watch. Gonna give that bitch anaemia out of spite.

Me: I’m tired all the time and I have constant brain fog and I can’t concentrate on anything and I’m putting on weight and I’m super depressed and everything always hurts??
Doctor, 9 times out of 10: it’s just an iron deficiency :)))

It’s actually been worse lol but would explain my insane fatigue levels lately.

Iron infusion time! That or I’ll just start eating magnets

Doctor: the normal iron range is between 30 and 100
Me: okay
Doctor: your iron level is currently 25
Me: Is that bad

My sweet bestie Jesse found him for me and hand delivered him to my door, then fixed my computer and added me to his steam family so I can have access to his games…I would die for him

I have acquired Him

TW for blood!!

she looks like such a sweetheart 💖 I get it, it’s just so hard to get used to the fact that they’re not there anymore…I had Marty for thirteen years, he’s been such a huge part of my life and now he’s just gone 😔

He was the best, a little one eyed pirate cat

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

I’m so sorry. I went through the same thing two weeks ago when we had to unexpectedly say goodbye to my old cat Marty and I’m still randomly sobbing about it 💖 sending lots of love

Involved a LOT of Johnny bleeding tbh but he’s gonna be okay!

Write a little of the Idea. Will keep you appraised of further developments as they arise.

Accidentally being the perfect boyfriend with absolutely no planning or forethought whatsoever…just a mess in all the right ways 😭 Johnny loves him so much

He craves romance but he doesn’t know how to express it/thinks he has to be tough all the time 😭 but Soap sees right through himmm

Johnny does.

Exactly five years later he asks Johnny to marry him. Not because it’s Valentine’s Day, not because it’s their anniversary, but again, because he wasn’t paying attention.

“You’re so fucking romantic,” Johnny breathes. “It’s perfect.”

Ghost blushes.

“Shut the fuck up and say yes.”

Ghost asks Johnny out on Valentine’s Day, not because he’s trying to be romantic but because he isn’t paying attention to the date and doesn’t understand why Johnny gets all moon eyed about it.

“You comin’ to the pub or what,” he asks gruffly, embarrassed. “Before I change my mind.”

I don’t want to jinx it but I’ve actually had a Story Idea dancing around in my head that’s too good for a Twitter thread fic (even though I love my thread fics) and I might start…writing…again. Maybe.

I’m so sorry I don’t have the attentions span for more than one social media app at a time 😭 am going to make an effort to be here more though, I promise

Animating deep kisses is so hard have mercy I am still practicing, I know it’s choppy

#Ghoap #GhostSoap

That’s one of my favourite books! I’m so glad you liked it, I think I read it in one sitting and was absolutely enraptured