Honestly, if you have to ask, then unfortunately it’s not for you…

In order to keep my attention, your personality as to be a lot like Tom Delong and Jimmy Pop. 🤤😮‍💨

Ewww spam accounts….

Are you fucking kidding me!! Fucking hell!!! Watch that Jonny Craig IG story… oh my gaaaaaaaaaawwwwd! Like how DARE he! 😮‍💨😩🥴🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Bro is dorky, I love it.

I saw a girl with the username “ElderGoose”
Do people not listen to the words of songs?! 😭🤣

I’m fucking manic yay!

I love being single. 😌 I can look and flirt but hell nah I ain’t really want ya!

Ever had a good confirmation that gets you sick to your stomach you shit on their name? Literally! 😌😉

a man in a suit and tie is sticking his tongue out while eating something . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sticking his tongue out while eating something .

Me to Jonny Craig’s tattoo’s if I could…. My gaaaawwwwwwwd!

What’s up with guys wanting me to peg them?
I mean I’m flattered but what’s up with that?

*receives text from someone that I texted days ago*
*deletes it immediately*
*recieves another one 10 mins after i deleted the first one*
*immediately deletes that one too.*
“Fuck you”

You know what’s crazy… after I posited this THAT person disappeared…
Hmm?

I don’t want to rewrite all dat…

*closes Bluesky app*

The interwebs be crazy… I’m so easily spooked but like.. I kinda like social medias… if you’re going to Joe Goldberg me… please… don’t.
Lmao. 😳😅

Just because a band is quite popular doesn’t mean they’re not good. Except for Sleep Token. 😭😂😌

Ugh. I need a Jonny Craig and The Weeknd collaboration! 😮‍💨😩

😭 I love Jonny so much! 🫶

Dooooooood! He’s so goddamn FINE!

Me acting like man: “you’re nice to look at..”

Me: why are you so fine?
Them: idk I can’t help it.
Me: well stop!
😭😭😭😭💀

Here’s my dream threesome…
1. The Weeknd
2. Jonny Craig
😭😭😎

*sees Jonny Craigs story*
*looks at it*
*makes a fist and bites my knuckles*
*throws head back, looking up*
“Oh my gaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwdddd, 🙄🙄 you’re so ridiculously FIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!! ruin me, please?!”
😩🥴😫

Not toxic…
The word I’m looking for is
DUMB!

I’m so toxic…
I legit saw a hot homeless dude and thought to myself,
“I could change him…”
🥴🤦‍♀️

I’m sorry I’m like this!
😩😭

Jonny Craig Dick Me Down Challenge?!

What a fuckinnnn n chhhhooodddddeeeee!!! 😭😭

I’m on my shit… and I have the urge to shake her jarrrrrrrrr! Muahahahahahahah. 😈

G🖤🍓💤
Strawberry swisherrrrrrrrr!