Man! That Kings loss really stings but I’m also so impressed by how hard they fought. I can’t wait for the President’s Trophy Curse to screw over the Avalanche #GoKingsGo #NathanMacKinnonsTearsTasteSoGood

it was. Proud of my Kings, they showed up tonight. The loss stings

I hate the Colorado Avalanche so fucking much

Just remembered that the Blues Brothers opened for the Dead @ closing of Winterland

Pause.

minor spelling mistake (but fuck them who cares)

Just realized that the Palanir CEO and Taika Waititi are two different people

the other week I was wondering if I brought my keys with me… I was literally driving

SOBER GIRLS AROUND ME THEY BE ACIN LIKE THEY DRUNK 🗣️🗣️🗣️

when it hurts my team, yes I agree. When it helps my team, I love it! 🤭

THIS OTTAWA CAROLINA GAME IS INSANEEEE

I could barely speak. It was honestly so awesome. Xoxo 💖💖

Yeah! The trains here are pretty quiet, I often don’t hear the Amtrak approach when I’m on the platform, but I imagine that having Amtrak + local lines going by all day would get old. Or maybe people tune it out like they do the sound of the freeway! (It’s loud here but becomes white noise)

Getting high with millennial Disney gays will have you questioning your religion

Happy 4/20. I have never been higher in my life than when I was at my uncles’ apartment where we smoked weed that someone had recently sent me in the mail (pandemic activities, amirite?). I thought I looked normal in this pic until I sobered up. Lmfao

Penguins :(

I’m sorry but let me into your home to look at your life I am not judging I just want to see

One of my favorite things about taking the train is being able to see into people’s backyards

u get me

Please help me

Bro I can’t do this rn

so wrong yet so funny

🫶

FUCK!!!

texting my dad score updates while he’s at work

GO Bs!!!!!!!!

Vowels are even numbers and consonants are odd numbers

The dude at the bar was saying that he wants a wife who will see his long face at the end of a bad day and cheer him up. I hear him; that’s important in a relationship, but he might not get that, so it’s important that he learns to rely on himself. Look after oneself whether married or not!!!!!!