anxiety so high broke my spin ring

researching septum piercers

books a tattoo instead

i wish i still had a tw*tter so i could bully zak bagans about not knowing how to drive

watching someone (a m*n) pull up to the dealership in a compact suv and then head straight inside to the bright yellow sports car:

baby’s first crisis?

needing to eat food with meds is a great excuse to eat a giant piece of chocolate cake at 11 o’clock at night 🤌🤌

listening to my mom and her cousin try and work out the ycu (yellowstone cinematic universe) timeline and i’m exhausted just listening to it

this is my christmas holidays

michael cera might be my favourite part of the new running man movie

hi there, can i get, uh, one 16oz jesus misto to go? oat milk, if you have it, thanks

i’m replaying strange horticulture and this time i’m gonna have my villain arc and ruin everyone’s lives☺️🙂‍↕️

just millennial things✌🏻✨ sitting on the floor fighting with your 15 year old printer✨✌🏻

say what you will about the first bay!transformers movie but it has a BANGIN soundtrack

a mirror selfie of an elder millennial with an absolute bangin powder blue shag hair cut. we love it. the stylist did so good. she/they is wearing an off white? maybe light cream? sweatshirt with a dark green logo on the chest that reads: “the gulf coast riviera” but backwards. her phone case hides her lower face.

🩵🦋🐬🦕🧵🫐🗣️🩱

i’m trialing press-on nails for a wedding next weekend and it’s turned me into a whole different person

OH GOOD TURNS OUT I KNOW THEM AND THEIR PARTNER

we talked to one person and they immediately started talking about jesus

them: wow you’re so into the music
me: trying to stretch my neck

i just looked over at someone and thought: ‘now there’s a nose i could sit on’

two more confirmed louvre thieves

i’ve seen potentially two louvre thieves

there’s a guy dressed as a melted candlestick

at a halloween party and there’s someone here giving mad “slutty jonathon bailey” vibes

local muscle mommy in training takes a bathroom mirror selfie; wearing black sweatpants, grey tshirt, yellow beanie; you can’t look them in the eyes without seeing the universe spiral out in front of you

i look like the long lost white member of a kpop boy band

does anyone else’s brain give them these snippets of the most bomb ass fanfic that you’ve ever written only to forget it as soon as you pick up anything so you can WRITE IT DOWN

a drawing of a purple star with a yellow center and a red diamond ALT: a drawing of a purple star with a yellow center and a red diamond

WE ARE SO BACK👀
Playing some Pokemon ZA if thats chill
LONG ONE TODAY POTENTIALLY, CON CRUD IS FADING

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do you ever have a thought — and then immediately say out loud to yourself: “oh that’s an inside thought”

i could write a michael bay movie

sometimes i have to take my glasses off so i can hear better

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People who work on video games deserve better than the video game industry.

Minecraft is pretty neat 😃