Congratulations! 👏

"Getting blocked by a bunch of people with absolutely no taste today."

Fixed it! ✅

Naming my next band "Archival Tits"

(Fear not, you'll be credited in the liner notes)

They’re Called Character Names, Todd Where do fictional character names originate?

Ok after a little broken link problem fixed, here's the result of my fucking around all morning.

Time to make the donuts.

wp.me/pfRFx7-fM

[Singing gaily]: 🎶I'm writing a blog post, filled with humor that almost seven people will find funny🎶

Yes. Yes, you have.

(Cackling)

a man is wearing a yellow sun costume and smiling ALT: a man is wearing a yellow sun costume and smiling

☀️😉🤣

Seven pairs of old school goggles inside a plastic bin. The picture has been filtered to be black and white

These are the kind of photos I take at work

(No one uses goggles anymore, btw)

#MonochromeMonday

Regardless of what you may have heard, there's plenty of time to wallow in the mire.

The running plan manager that I used labeled each run as "Easy" this or that.

It's like the universe laughing at me, which is appropriate. 🤔😐🤣

The screenshot showing as 16.01 mile run which equates to about 26 km

We are so back

🔥🔥🔥

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I salute you!

April 18, 2025: Never forget

#ManifestingUnderwear

a black sports car with a red tail light is driving down a road ALT: a black sports car with a red tail light is driving down a road

I have a pretty good guess

Ernest Fucking Borgnine! 🤯💥🧠

A DVD jacket for the 1980s show airwolf season 1

MAN 3
> And eye patch guy!

All men nod solemnly.

MAN 1
> But Stringfellow's copilot?

MAN 3
> I like Victor French.

All, except from Man 2, nod solemnly.

MAN 2
> Hear me out: Ernest Borgnine?

The table erupts into applause. Cocaine appears from nowhere

FADE OUT
2/2

[INT. CONFERENCE BOARD ROOM - DAY]

The Year: 1983

Several middle-aged white men sit, agonizing around a large oblong table.

MAN 1
> Gentlemen, we must leave this room with a complete cast decision.

MAN 2
> Tad, it's a show about a smart helicopter. We've already got Jan.

1/2

Yikes.

(Hard agree about the magic user though) ✨

uquiz.com/quiz/qbE1C1/...

Yay!👙

I'm weirdly more particular about my gloves than knives.

Everyday Gloves: Microflex supreno SE (nitrile)

EDC flip knife: Kershaw Leek (lock not to be trusted!) or SOG twitch II (just ok)

Utility: Victorinox Swiss Army Explorer Plus (sad no longer made)

Fixed best buy: Morakniv companion

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Thank you very kindly, BOB!

Head on over and read one of the finest voices in the blogosphere. The blognet. The blogspace. Bloglandia.

You get it.

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I fucking love this band

I'm in a mood today.

Well ain't this some performative horseshit?

I hope the good state of TN will also post a sign in Lynchburg at the JD distillery stating that data consistently shows a high frequency of alcohol involvement in domestic violence incidents.

No? Not so interested in posting this sign?

💯

I think my last MUD was roughly 1998? Whew!

That's so cool!

(I used to print the chat logs for the MUD and put them in a binder)

Glad you are still playing!

If it was unclear, MUD = Multi User Dungeon, basically an online, text-only D&D game from way back in the day.