kermit the frog is dancing in a room in front of a wall . ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in a room in front of a wall .

tuhh-ch me awl ovaaaaa, skwEEEEze mah mEAT

I've mastered the art of sharing in a way that makes people feel like they know me well/what I'm about but know next to nothing in reality. Like almost zero.

I am simultaneously in a state of admiration and second hand embarrassment from what people are willing to reveal about themselves online.

“putting her in her place”

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin .

suffarin d consequences of havin a good jam

i need to know the science behind pillow speakers.

they don’t tell you bout them hormones during your transition from young ho to auntie. or maybe they did idk, my young ho ass was busy be young, hot and turnt.

Renee Good

I love ALL that shit. Pat your weave/wig. Tap your long bails on things. Do that lil noise with your tongue. Talk loud in quiet places. Throw ass when you like the music at the restaurant. No bird left behind baybeeeeee

They will murder you and put the gun in your hand

A nation born from the kidnapping of people will always kidnap people. The rest of the world just thought it would always be us.

I have feelings. Ima work through em. But ima feel em first.

You reached into another country and…

*checks notes *

Kidnapped a man????

as i suspected… my efforts mean nothing.

ain’t have shit today but a dirty matcha. just out here running on caffeine-holiday induced anxiety.

Eye dew not care if your back big… How you gone hold what God has for you with slender back????

THIS PRODUCTION IS SO BLACK I LOVE IT

Donald Trump is a murderer. And he is proud of it. He is killing people openly. And getting his mouthpieces to de-sensitize people to it.

in due time.

People act like all the men are gone. The men are attending protests. The men are putting together scooters for their kids. The men are getting a set of turntables for the first time. The men are buying Nikes. The men are getting super into noir. They're not Nazis and they're fine. Keep your freaks.

"How do we get back the men we lost to Trump, Andrew Tate, and the Proud Boys?"

Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.

who would do that to a friend? let alone the one you love…❤️‍🩹

IF YOU KNEW ME AT ALLLLLLLL
YOU WOULDNT TRY TO KEEP ME SMALLLL

BC IT SHOULDA BEEN D*DDY

D'Angelo Live, by Ian Wallace 15 track album

An hour and 11-minute long mix of nothing but D'Angelo live tracks from various shows during the Brown Sugar and Voodoo eras. It's so well done. Also downloadable.

Me on my first night of being a gigolo:

U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says

These strikes are illegal for about 7 reasons:
1. Not self-defense
2. No (or any) Congressional authorization
3. No evidence of criminal wrongdoing
4. Occurred in int'l waters
5. No open state of hostilities
6. Criminal groups are not terrorists legally
7. No id on people killed or group targeted

Black baseball players >>>>>

They're doing a fascism and i still gotta pay bills.

MARK MY WORDS:

“Trump 2028” is going to be him running his daughter Ivanka Trump.

She would be a puppet president with Kushner as her handler. It’s why you see them cozying up to celebs and donors.

He beat 2 women & wants his daughter as the 1st female president

"Americans stopped believing they had a functional government long before they started believing they had a fascist one"

Oof that hits hard