Chaser: "Our network was hacked because someone at a different company downloaded Roblox cheats that were infected with malware"

Shot: "We were hit by a sophisticated AI-accelerated cyberattack"

Whichever “journalistic” outlet produced this 💩 euphemism should just shut down right now. Tangerine Palpatine has never read the Bible, couldn’t even if he tried. Not complicated.

This just failed.

Stupid sub-heading. Of course Kushner is in it to line his pockets and get away with spectacularly illegal behavior in the process of doing so. Just like his Dad. It runs in the family. Ahem, allegedly. In my opinion. First amendment commentary. 😏

ICE Arrests 85-Year-Old French Widow Who Married Her G.I. Sweetheart

OMG. There is no bottom.
"After Marie-Thérèse Ross-Mahé’s husband died, an inheritance battle exploded. Her stepson then used his influence to have her arrested, an Alabama probate judge said."
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...

A tweet from Representative Thomas Massie that reads: I just viewed 2 Top Secret FISA docs. 1) FISA Court opinion that raises serious concerns about FBI implementation of FISA 702. 2) letter by Senator Wyden describing a secret government interpretation of FISA law. The Constitution requires I vote No on FISA 702 reauthorization.

I sent a classified letter to House and Senate colleagues about a secret interpretation of surveillance law that every American should be concerned about.

Representative Massie is right. The Constitution requires EVERY member to vote against a clean reauthorization.

I pay every penny I owe in taxes, but I must say that this year really felt like a gut-punch on account of all the illegal shit that the federal government is doing with our hard-earned money

Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.

First ever criminal charges against ICE agents for pulling a gun on two people in a car during a road rage incident. They’re being charged with 2nd degree assault.

Zohran Mamdani: "A democratic socialist politics … can flourish anywhere because, frankly, there is only one majority in this country — that's the working class. It’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what it is that we're pursuing and not as part of the appendix."

Voting on spy powers at 2am will definitely help with trust in the government!

The out of control Trump Hating, Washington, D.C. District Court Judge, who doesn’t want to accept a $400 Million Dollar GIFT of one of the most beautiful Ballrooms anywhere in the World, desperately needed by the White House and its future Presidents (Due to time constraints, I will barely get to use it!), wants me to build the “underground” portion of the Ballroom, without the “above ground” portion, but the underground doesn’t work, isn’t necessary, and would indeed be useless, without the above ground sections. The underground portion is wedded to, and serves, the upper portion, including the Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital and Medical Facilities, Protective Partitioning, Top Secret Military Installations, Structures, and Equipment, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Columns, Roofs, and Beams, Drone Proof Ceilings and Roofs, Military Grade Venting, and Bullet, Ballistic, and Blast Proof Glass. It’s all tied together as one big, expensive, and very complex unit, which is vital for National Security and Military Operations of the United States of America! The Judge’s decision, which doesn’t even discuss the vital subject of STANDING, of which the plaintiff has none, severely jeopardizes the lives and welfare of the people who work, and will be working, at the White House — including all future Presidents of the United States, and their families. President DONALD J. TRUMP

This is a crazy person

DOJ hosts anti-abortion advocates after it fired staff for work with abortion-rights orgs The CEO of Americans United for Life said he was "just applauding the administration and DOJ" after it released a report critical of prosecutors during the Biden administration.

SCOOP: Hours after the Trump DOJ fired prosecutors because they alleged they were too cozy with abortion rights groups, DOJ hosted anti-abortion advocates at Main Justice.

BREAKING: An appeals court rejected President Trump's effort to revive his executive order targeting gender-affirming medical care for transgender people under 19.

The order will stay blocked nationwide as our lawsuit moves through the courts.

Apple is closing its first unionized store in the country.

Reminder that Apple spent $700B+ on stock buybacks over the past decade.

CEO Tim Cook raked in over $74M in compensation in 2025 — 650 times the median Apple employee's pay.

The greed of union-busters knows no end.

Excommunication should be on the table. Has he thanked the Pope even once for saving his soul? Shady Scams Vance has no cards, as the Pope could beautifully and officially consign his soul to hell like nobody has ever seen before. 🤣

Russia.

Trump unleashes a deranged tirade, personally attacking Tucker Carlson, Marge Greene, Candace Owens, Megyn Kelly, Alex Jones and other longtime supporters.

In March, renewables produced more than a third of US electricity for the first time ever, even overtaking gas generation! Wind and solar combined reached over a quarter (26%) for the first time.

It’s TACO Tuesday!

Red background with bold white text that reads, “We’re not done talking about Epstein.”

Not moving on.
The Epstein files aren’t going away. Keep talking.

#SheShed

A messy California governor's race raises Democratic fears of potential loss Democrats have run California for years. But in a nationally critical election, the party is being confronted by the limits of its own power: the race for governor is out of control.

The California race for governor should be a top priority for California voters. Democrats need to decide who they will support before the jungle primary possibly hands it to the Republicans. www.capradio.org/articles/202...

Happy Easter

Don Snoreleone has completely lost his damn mind, that’s what.

Metamucillini has lost his damn mind. Someone take his phone, give him a pudding cup, and put him to bed.

Yup, good rule: anyone who says nobody needs to see the Trumpstein files and that we should all move on is most likely heavily featured in the Trumpstein files. 👍

He thinks this is a damn tv show, that demented criminal bastard. Where’s the Trumpstein files?

Glad they were rescued.
However: Hundreds? Hundreds of Special Ops? Hundreds? How many of them died? How many suffered life-changing injuries? All, that including the pilot who was also injured, all for what? Why are we even there at all? Gotta keep asking.

Get him under oath and see whether he repeats that lie when he could be charged with perjury. OTOH, if charged who’d prosecute him? 🤦