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fuck gary is going to become a rallying call for years to come i think

Afroman has entered his appearance appellate peeps. #appellatesky

(i've never even associated that movie with fathers in general somehow)

you're not broken.

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atta boy elder

okay okay this is enough earnest posting

oh no

it was one of my favorite days of this year

i wonder if irvin is worried about walt charging too

(JOKING--go donate for jamie)

same but for georgia

a monkey is sitting on a wooden bench eating a piece of lettuce with the words viralhog below it ALT: a monkey is sitting on a wooden bench eating a piece of lettuce with the words viralhog below it

all of them

gummy in my tummy for fourtwenny

turntable set up playing house of balloons

braves game on mute

yes! ha ha! yes!!!!

Because we can't hang him upside down and drain him of his blood (still far less than what he deserves), the next best thing is that he is never perceived or acknowledged by another human being again.

He deserves far worse. But holy shit the energy and misery that paying more than a few fleeting seconds of attention on that worthless parasite and his life must drain out of you????

someone responded to this with "why isn't anyone stalking and harassing alex jones?" and, my brother in jesus tap-dancing christ, why would any normal, sane person want to?

Alex Jones is truly one of the most evil people alive. He's lucky he lives in an era where the punishment for behavior like his is losing your website and not thumbscrews.

but think of all the time you didn't waste at the airport!!!!

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

(my having fenced bears no weight on the awesomeness of this i just like to share that tidbit whenever i can)

I fenced in high school and college (foil) and this is awesome

This post is perfect

gary and bobo, man. just the best (the worst).

nice (go 'eers)

*going back in time 15 years to warn myself about the future*

“The president is an open pedophile. Over a million Americans died from a plague. Pasta sauce is recording people’s conversations!”

“Haha ok sure where did you hear that, InfoWars?”

“INFOWARS IS GOOD NOW!”

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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The Tech Oligarch's Republic A look at the Palantir manifesto, a logical conclusion of the War on Terror

The Palantir manifesto has the heritage of the War on Terror written throughout it. Which makes an awful lot of sense considering who staked Palantir at the start.