the difference between sneaking a can of sake vs a 300ml bottle of sake into the movie theater is like $5, a reasonable 2x the sake, and it doesn’t taste like gym

nan goldin in variety…

i didnt realize jupiter disco was the only living relative of mars 2112

yes….

add me on marathon @ chantal_akerman#8145

i made a new website!

cool to release CASTRATION MOVIE on blu-ray and get seven films by Monika Treut up on the Criterion Channel on the same day, thanks to everyone who has supported @muscledistribution.bsky.social over the past year

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)

WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.

SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

not now babe im filling out the CHARIOT onboarding survey

“one of us tells only truths and the other only lies” we can always tell 🙄

horror friends, I simply insist that you get on this. the pre-order campaign they did has one of the most effective meta-horror experiences I've maybe ever run into and that's just the ephemera! just wait til you get into the book itself!!!

on a wooden table sits a copy of Aoife Josie Clements' PERSONA in paperback. on top of that paperback is a CHARIOT branded lanyard with a "default persona" ID bage clipped to it. Next to the book/badge situation is a CHARIOT branded uhhhhh stress ball I guess but it's shaped like a coffin? There's also a credit-card-sized CHARIOT card on the table as well, split red and white. It holds secrets I have not dug into yet.

I am a sucker for cool in-world book swag and @littlepuss.net really knocked it out of the park with their @chariotmarketing.bsky.social collab for @ravineangel.bsky.social's PERSONA. Makes me excited to go to start my new job there (wait, what? I didn't type that?)

Persona by Aoife Josie Clements

🚨 OOMF ALERT. Aoife freaked it. There’s a great Sybil Lamb blurb on the inside cover: “this book is about YOU!” Digs under your skin, where it belongs. Beneath your body, you’ve done a good job putting yourself together— but on whose behalf? How much was your own idea? Mirror images, baby…

they should make a lube bottle that doesn’t bleed out of its every pore onto my bedside table

polyamorous hotel receptionists be like sorry, we don’t have the capacity for you right now

*bugs bunny voice* ehhhhh musta taken a wrong turn at da bone temple

i think 12 guitar pedals is too many to be busking with sorry, even at bedford ave

I was at this party and it sucked. G zombies everywhere. not even getting freaky. just rubbing on each other

ÆTHERIST III: A Tale of Two Phones, by simcard stylegan 50 track album

on day two of listening and still less than halfway through. this is a really special record
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time is nigh. order your deluxe chariot onboarding package now or you will remain unemployable for the rest of your days. administrative officer @elainemay.bsky.social has filled the package with dark secre- i mean, helpful literature for career development

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My roommate Alma was fired illegally from Condé Nast last week for NLRA-protected union activity (which was her duty as the Conde Union’s VP). If you’re able, please support the gofundme for her and the other fired union members as they fight to get their jobs back.

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something is afoot

Chloe stone-faced outside the Museum of Ice Cream in SoHo. Instagram story caption reads “I really hope this fixes everything”

i will do anything in exchange for a screener of mektoub my love: intermezzo or mektoub my love: canto due please i am begging you