fred schneider of the b-52s singing "hurt"

french tumblr post anonymous: "why is bread masculine but Baguette is feminine....... is the baguette transgender?" translatingpostsingrench: "i will let the community decide: baguette, a trans icon?" yes: 94.6% no: 5.4%

I'm still eternally thinking about this

I wish I had the confidence of the 5-year-old who just walked up to me in a hospital hallway and said, “Bad news mister, my mother is lost.”

Since my last update my eyes look like a slot machine when I'm dissociating

Why is this video not censored? YouTube video by Etymology Nerd

Oh! On Algospeak! you probably don't need to use it now. If you ever actually did. youtube.com/shorts/Z5fvm...

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thank YOU! such a fun recording for real for real, i can't WAIT to edit this one

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exactly one week later and I just finished talking to Wil for FIVE HOURS about a book where the galaxy's saddest teenage comedian turns into a shark as a trauma response. is this what a runner's high feels like

we all know I have no life, so:

they let my revenge arson show into the fancy festival 🥹

i wanna buy a really good hug i do not have a job but i can pay in blood or kohls cash

depends on why you'd want to!

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LOST in the sauce

They should make a Peter Pan movie

this is one of the LEAST egregious stories lol. i only even remembered it because our ten year anniversary is in a few days and ive been thinking about the wedding 😂

PULSE

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In “Obit 08: Boundaby Died”, the bell tolled for a beloved Crestfallen… and then the bell crushed him flat.

real ones have always loved the term (me)

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

As much as I like many of pikers political takes he still has this insufferable stink of being an internet streamer that makes me unable to take him very seriously as a political thinker

Art of a hermit crab using a dented can of jalapeno peppers for a shell.

Critter - #repostyourart

after which he went back to watching whatever he was watching. i think i even had to get the sd card to get the pictures. i then had to do all of the lighting and color grading and editing in post in photoshop which i had taught myself on my own.

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eventually my mom bullied him into taking the pictures. i had come prepared with ideas and props and was expecting he would have thoughts on locations and lighting -- instead he took us to the dining room with colors that clashed with what we had and took maybe 5 shots on his worst camera, no lights

so what happened with my dad is we asked him and he said yes because he didn't want to pay someone else to do it. we scheduled a date and went over to their place and he fully didn't know why we were there and was annoyed that we weren't just there to watch some clip of a show he liked

WILD

Palantir used to have affinity groups and DEI as late as 2022, and I had the logos saved on my phone because they pissed me off so much and of course they buried those pages. But I never forgot.

David Spade should be in the presidential line of succession. Not at the top, but at like #3. He's earned it, from all his years of laughs.

if its for market research planning a new show, standard data can be helpful, but imo listener ecosystems are actually pretty difficult to accurately pin down per type of show when looking at the macro SORRY FOR SOUNDING SO CORPORATE. this is what being in the industry as long as we have does to you