It’s like an entire town somehow convinced the world Laser Tag is still cool.

Las Vegas has severe abandoned suburban mall vibes.

Gotta keep an eye on this!

This is dumb but when robot fighting sports start, I will be 100% on board

I happen to be in Vegas for work during #Wrestlemania weekend. So I’m walking to every white guy with a high tight fade and stubble and asking if they’re CM Punk

Sportscenter just did the top 10 wrestling matches of all time and #1 was Brock ending the Undertaker’s streak. I’m so angry right now.

I feel like you’re a good person to ask this. I’m going to be in Vegas, but I’m a work conference. Is there anything wrestling related I can do on my free time?

I genuinely don’t understand how people get jobs at the stores and restaurants in an airport. #TravelThoughts

#NowWatching … not the best movie BUT its one of the few movies where the rich kids don’t mock the main character for living in a trailer park. Also the people who live in the trailer park are all treated with respect and not meth heads and deadbeats.

I stopped watching WWE because of its connection to the Trump administration. But I scroll #wrestling news and I have a terrible feeling Mr. McMahon is coming back at #Wrestlemania. God, I hope I’m wrong.

28th Doctor #doctorwho

Ken Siu (who played Victor) was both IN the movie (arguably one of the best parts) and was the 2nd Unit Director!

Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in Heathers after they blow up the school. Her hair is a mess and there’s soot and blood on her face and a cigarette is dangling out of her mouth. She looks very very done.

Mood

#NowWatching a totally true story.

Mamdani has been mayor of New York for less than a year and look at what it’s become. I took this today!

A father and son are in a car accident. The son is rushed to the hospital and wheeled into the operating room for emergency surgery. The doctor sees him and says “I cannot operate on this boy because I am Jesus Christ.”

How is this possible?

Y’all watch the news today?

I’m tired of *soon* threats. They never come.

Well that’s just like AI’s opinion, man.

#NowWatching … Terminator feels absolutely 80s and T2 feels absolutely 90s. I can’t think of another movie and a sequel where each felt of their own decade.

Maybe Shrek being pre-9/11 and Shrek 2 being post-9/11

It could have gone for HIGH DRAMA with the choir teacher or male gaze lesbian eroticism but it really focuses on religious guilt in the face of curious lust.

Slovenian film recommendation. I #JustWatched Little Trouble Girls: a sheltered girl goes to catholic choir camp and her hormones kick in. It handles the idea of teen sexuality so delicately, it never feel erotic. As a “late bloomer” who went to Christian summer camp, this hit home. It’s on Prime.

So many people make Slovenia out to be some backwards country that a Borat type character would come from.

Slovenia was the first post-communist eastern bloc country to legalize same sex marriage and adoptions! 🇸🇮 🏳️‍🌈

This is Lake Bled in Slovenia. Look at it. JUST LOOK AT IT!

*Saves email to Jeremy in Drafts folder for later date*

Fun non-Melania Slovenia fact… Slovenians are visited by THREE Santas throughout December. St. Nicholas (Catholic), Grandfather Frost (Communist) and Santa Claus (capitalist). SEE WHAT I CAN DO FOR THE PR OF SLOVENIA?!

Uncle Buck, Home Alone, Plane Trains & Automobiles are 3 John Hughes movies that end in the foyer of an upper middle class Chicagoland neighborhood with a melodramatic reunion of parent and family.

It really bothers me that Melania is the most well known Slovenian in America. I’m Slovenian and have no ties to Epstein. I’d like to submit myself as the poster child for Slovenians for America.

#NowWatching … it’s kind of amazing that John Hughes could write teens so well, then turn around and write one as accurately insufferable. Tia could have been in the Breakfast Club.