This Warriors - Clippers game is 48 minutes of "uncs still got it"

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Excuse after excuse in every Celtics fan post I see. Copium is off the charts.

Series was over when JT went down but thank you. Good luck in the playoffs.

Guess that’s what happens when they own your team

Copium

Feel like the dog owner hatred is pretty specific to New York City. But some of these New York dogs are real bad, literally one of them in Yonkers convinced a guy to kill a bunch of people back in the 70s. No wonder folks on here are wary.

new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR

*movie trailer guy voice*

It was just ESPN doing their usual thing for Clutch Sport. Lakers are a second round exit at best with that porous defense.They could beat Houston in a first round matchup because for some reason the Rockets never picked up a point guard and unsurprisingly they keep falling apart at the end of games

It’s hilarious because earlier on NBA today they listed them as the 5th highest contender heading into the playoffs. They are one of the worst defensive teams in the league. That shit isn’t going to fly come playoff time.

A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"

Today's the day.

Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Obtain List of Jews From Penn

Excuse me, what did you just say? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY???

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...

Knicks have had some stinkers, and they come in wins as well as losses. I can't complain tonight. Great effort playing 5 on 8 for 48 minutes on the road. Shame on the NBA, shame on the referees, shame on Adam Silver, shame on OKC, and shame on NBC for putting these biased know nothings on the call.

Happy Hellboy Day!

Loving this run so much Dan. Taking some wild swings and it’s all working. Love mainstream comics that don’t play it safe.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

a safe house in New Zealand!!!

We went to the Chris Fleming show here in Austin instead of watching that trash.

I Caught POLITICO and the New York Times Laundering Pink Slime "News" How the sexist backlash to AOC and Gretchen Whitmer at the Munich Security Conference led me to a scammy "local news" outlet pushing a coordinated right-wing narrative

Interesting post about the coordinated anti-AOC smear campaign. It's 2016 again! Fake local news outlets on Facebook getting picked up until eventually it winds up in the Washington Post.

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

Worst of all, it appears to be the only way the FBI targets people for investigations. It looks at Laura Loomer's little Jigsaw from Saw panopticon feed and determines who to target next. There is no professional or personal use case for being on Twitter in 2026. It's an engagement trap for racists.

it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

This is why having people with NO gamesmanship is so frustrating because Johnny and Tara think oh it’s fine we’ll get him next round but there is no next round for you!!!

This was your shot to go into the endgame with a majority!! #TheTraitorsUS

Tara

Johnny

I'm never watching the figure skating again #TheTraitorsUS

Natalie trying to get support from Tara at the roundtable:

#TheTraitorsUS