I say..... Yes.

Funny. Considering how politicians like to screw the American public, I would have thought that the opposite was true, that politics was sex work. 😂

If I'm alone, point me toward the coasters!

If I'm NOT alone...
Wellll ...... It's amazing what you can get away with inside a dark ride 😉😈

Everyone who was paying attention saw it coming.

I mean, think about it:
They treat the American public (at least those of us whose annual income can't compete with the GDP of small countries) like petulant children, all while finding new and creative ways to screw us.

Damn you for making me miss having a vinyl collection 😭

Yep. Definitely a trap. Just knock out the bard and move quickly. 🤣

No need for the scepticism. It's nothing that can't be solved with a few well-placed bolts of lightning.

Hint, hint.

You have to have an appreciation for the classics.

Oh, I can. But it would require at least a base knowledge of nerd culture, and very little shame about it 🤣

I might be a little greedy and keep you all to myself, at least at first. But, if you want me to share, I might be convinced. 😉

Best breakfast spread I've seen 😏

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I need help. If anyone here knows someone with a legal background, specifically with California law regarding law enforcement, I need to talk to them.

If we have family who can help, please reach out.

The sheriff's department fucked up. I intend to hold them accountable. But I need help to do it.

Snacks. 😉

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Who will speak for you, if you don't speak out for someone else first?

Nut worthy might take a few dates love... I like to get to know my prey first 😉

Kidding, love. At least, about the prey thing 😁

Well. Love your content so far and no, no ham-fisted attempts to hit on you.... Maybe some light flirting, but..... 🤷

...and absolutely no comments about being okay with spending the next several days trying to get all the glitter out of my moustache and goatee 😂😉

Hehehe. I might have to be careful then. I wouldn't want you to start begging for mercy before I get down to your thighs and start massaging the outside, while kissing along the inside ... 😈

I don't know, love .. you might be a bit overdressed for that seat. 😉😈

I always know how to warm up.. but if you're not careful, I might end up melting your bones before we get to the main event... And I won't know if kisses along your spine will help cool you down, or only set you on fire.. 😉

Maybe I should start where you feel the most tense... Work the area slow and deep.... Where am I starting? 😉

A perfect excuse to give you a long, slow, full body massage 😉

You like having your entire body covered in kisses, do you? Or is it more imagining where my tongue will be going next? 😈

...so, where am I starting? 😈

So. About submitting my resume....

....or, do I have to audition? 😉

Perfect size for nibbling 😉

Which smile? Both look in need of a long lingering kiss,.